Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Snoop Ferret Put 'Palming a Beachball' Under Skills on His Resume

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Kaylee just added her father on Facebook to make sure he sees these pics. Kaylee doesn’t yet know that her father stopped checking his Facebook account in late 2011.

# posted by douchebag1
7:17 am March, 27 Dan said...

The bikini-line tat is a good way to keep the boys from staring at the inflate-a-boobs.

7:30 am March, 27 DarkSock said...

Her father stopped checking his Facebook account in late 2011 after he fellated a pistol.

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I wish to go on the record against women besmirching the sacred Mons Pubis with ink.

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Frottagers.

7:31 am March, 27 DarkSock said...

Is that Brett Michaels in the black cap in the background?

7:51 am March, 27 Dickie Fingers said...

Crab Man!

7:57 am March, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

I want to believe that Kaylees naturals are actually naturals. I’m with you DSock re; “women besmirching the sacred Mons Pubis with ink”. I’m confused and distracted enough whenst tongue darting down there, my attention span is that of a child.

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Tuiasosopo Largeman, in the background, seems bemused and I don’t blame him.

8:07 am March, 27 ...... said...

I wish to second Darksock’s motion to maintain the sanctity of the mons pubis.

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I would also like to suggest a new Douchies category: Best Nickname

I nominate Snoop Ferret as the best nickname so far in 2013, and it’s gonna be hard to beat.

8:07 am March, 27 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’d like to palm her “beachballs”. I wouldn’t put that on my resume, tho.

8:27 am March, 27 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Her mons pubis tats says, “Cut below this line” in anticipation of her C-section when scrappy refuses to let her have natural child birth, “cause it will wreck her vag, yo!”

8:27 am March, 27 Dan said...

Actually now that I think about it, what if that tat is the top of a big old smiling sun? So, you’re tugging down her bottoms, and here’s a smiling tat looking at you when you get them down? I think that might be OK …

8:41 am March, 27 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Damn those tits are big.

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…..but even a tiny, Tyrannosaurus Rex-handed dude like yours truly can palm a beach ball.

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I’d much rather have Kaytee or Kaylee or whatever the fuck her fake name is palming my balls.

8:45 am March, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Everyone should stop checking their Facebook.

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I wish someone would fix MySpace, that place was great in it’s hayday. Facebook fucks up my computer everytime I sign on. So does that shitty Barstool Sports where it doesn’t work most of the time and the rest of the time the pop-ups dominate your CPU into submission until you have to restart and clear your cache and run a defrag, and shit.

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Fuck you, shitty websites. Somebody needs to invent the next Facebook with less bullshit. I nominate Pfah and Plinky’s Mom in an epic brainstorming session that changes the world. We’ll call it “Baldlabia.pft” and hot chicks can’t make their pages private.

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Wozniaks

8:46 am March, 27 Dickie Fingers said...

Brett Michaels man boob problem must have goten worse.

8:50 am March, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That’s not ink! Those are pubes. Black dudes like the full on jungly feeling of crisp, brillo like scrubbing bubbles which are nature-bush pubis. Word.

9:23 am March, 27 Vin Douchal said...

My Dream Girl, Billionaire Lynsi Torres.

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She likes car racing, paying alimony and child support and just happens to own the greatest fast food place on earth, In ‘N Out Burger

9:26 am March, 27 Scooby Douche said...

Didn’t we just see these tits yesterday? Am I in some kind of time loop?

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Didn’t we just see these tits yesterday? Am I in some kind of time loop?

9:29 am March, 27 FlipFriddle said...

I think ya got something growin down there… uh, yeah. Gag. You should get that looked at. By a professional. A doctor.

Oh and mams.

10:14 am March, 27 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Kaylee’s dad would throw himself into a woodchipper if he saw these pics. And with good reason.

1:57 pm March, 27 creature said...

1519 is the number of parasites snoop picked outta his man hedge this morning

2:31 pm March, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This second picture of Kaylee illustrates how one picture does not make a Hall of Hott nominee, whilst reinforcing the notion that Snoop Ferret is in fact a douchebag.

10:00 pm March, 27 Guid is Good said...

I think you’ll find the bikini line tatt is actually a Plimsoll Line.

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