Monday, March 11, 2013

Something Douchey Happened on the Way to the (Penthouse) Forum

AllThatIsHatefulInThisWorld

It involved an electric razor, a twelve-pack of Bud Light Lime, and a subconscious desire to keep the encroaching, deep existential dread at bay through drugs and alcohol.

# posted by douchebag1
7:19 am March, 11 Capt Canuck said...

It took me several minutes to notice the haircut.

7:33 am March, 11 DarkSock said...

Somewhere Ron Jeremy is laid up, recuperating from his open-cockk surgery, looking at this picture and going “Jeez…sleezy…”.
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40 points from GriffinDouche for Vinnie Sleezbo sportin’ a fuccen L.V. hat.
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Chapeau, I says.

7:50 am March, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I sentance thee to death for killing a Sapphic Induced renoB, Mr Hand Gesture and Mr Fuck Head.

7:52 am March, 11 Stephanie said...

An actual fuckhead,in the flesh.

9:09 am March, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Make that drugs, alcohol and penicillin

9:34 am March, 11 Charles Douchewin said...

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The shaved word electrifies a Hegelian dialectical synthesis.

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Never before has a word written on someone’s head so poignantly resonated inside mine.

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Also, oranges are never out of season.

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Citrus groves.

9:36 am March, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is a test…

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9:36 am March, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A test that did not work…

9:38 am March, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Let’s see if this works…

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11:23 am March, 11 DarkSock said...

Dammit, DW, are you following my instructions?

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That I wrote when I was drunk?

11:44 am March, 11 Wheezer said...

Now, we all know Shartbag = fuckhead, but is it literal here?

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I’m holding out on that until the panel helps decide.

12:06 pm March, 11 Sir Douche said...

My eyes are burning with sin!

5:01 pm March, 11 Macsorley McScrote said...

Because nothing says, “Why can’t I find a job?” like having the word ‘fuck’ shaved on the side of your head. I thought “Idiocracy” was just a funny movie. Now I’m convinced we are destined to achieve it.

On the bright side, there’s hotts making out.

5:15 pm March, 11 Macsorley McScrote said...

Because nothing says, “Why can’t I find a job?” like having the word ‘fuck’ shaved in the side of your head. After seeing this eyesore I now believe ‘Idiocracy’ is prophesy.

At least Chrissy and Janet are making out.

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