Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

11:34 am March, 28 DarkSock said...

Middle Hott is giving me that Mayan Eye of Down For Whatever….WHAT. EVER.

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Safewords.

11:36 am March, 28 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

2nd grade teacher on the left left her shoes at Marquee but doesn’t know how to stand any other way.

11:36 am March, 28 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

…which must make it interesting for the seven year olds.

11:37 am March, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Eight legs of lust posing with penis magicians “Leather and Lace.” “Watch me take Jon Hamm’s penis out of my ass!”

12:05 pm March, 28 FredN. said...

What’s that flesh colored sliver on far right hotness’s ass?

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And of course the sofa is fucking white leather.

12:41 pm March, 28 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

White parachute pants and aren’t those the shoes Cousin Eddie gave Clark Griswald in Vacation ? Is this pic from 1983 ?

12:54 pm March, 28 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I will crush my enemies, drive them before me, and hear the lamentation of the hotts.

12:59 pm March, 28 Crucial Head said...

The odor of unsquelched putrefaction mingled with muffled cherubic baby bunny flatulence is an abomination in Jehovah’s eyes. And mine.

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Sederists

1:16 pm March, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Lamentations of the Hotts was the name of my Goth Rock cover band back in the 80s.

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Conans

1:19 pm March, 28 Douchble Helix said...

While neither admitting or denying that I’d happily fuck any of ’em broads, this whole situation is quite bizarre.

1:31 pm March, 28 wonderdouche twin said...

Man talk about odd man out, Jean shirt with a wife beater and black jeans with the all white crowd, adding insult to injury he has to stand on his toes to look taller than hots in heals!!

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Sad days jean boy, sad days……

1:32 pm March, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Phil Lynott would kick these dudes’ asses, bang their babes then do a three hour show wearing the gay pants on the right, blood stains and all

1:33 pm March, 28 wonderdouche twin said...

You down with NPP? yeah you know me!!

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“New Painters Pants”

1:35 pm March, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The third dame from the left reminds me of a young Jew broad I was skewerin’ back in the mid-60s by the name of Honey Moskowitz. She was quite a handful in the sack and was particularly apt at placing one of her digits in a strategic location so as to maximize my ultimate enjoyment. Na mean?

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One Shabbos she skipped Shul to meet me at Dee’s Den somewheres on the Island for a few drinks and a few laughs. I was there hangin’ wit Bruno Sammartino, Vic Damone, Ruth Buzzi, Al Molinaro, a couple of Skels attached to the Bonnanos, Connie Stevens and the guy who did Fred Flintsone’s voice.

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She was wearin all white like this here dame in the picture, and was huntin’ for bear. And by huntin for bear, I mean suckin’ dick. She downed a couple a Old Fashions like they was soda pop and then proceeded to use her tongue like an auger until I saw stars and finished so hard it took me til the house band played the whole tune, “All of Me,” before I was dry. All of Me, I says.

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I wonder what ever happened to her…

2:11 pm March, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Bruno Sammartino, LOL ! No jabroni , that guy

2:22 pm March, 28 Troy Tempest said...

You people are so fucking boring.

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I found my new favourite band. Winny Puhh from Estonia. They FUCKIN ROAWK!!!

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2:22 pm March, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Siegfried and Roy of baggery love zee vhite bleethen!

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Meat magicians

2:26 pm March, 28 Troy Tempest said...

And we all want some hot actress to give you a nice blowie, but their $80,000 worth of dental gets in the way. So, here are all your hot babe actresses looking like toothless crack whores.

http://actresseswithoutteeth.tumblr.com/

2:48 pm March, 28 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Troy, you spend a lot of time surfing the net, eh?

4:08 pm March, 28 creature said...

a midget with a light saber would make quick work of this group

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jawas

9:11 pm March, 28 Ted Brogan said...

Heels, fake tan, a necklace…. and a denim blazer?

9:16 pm March, 28 Ted Brogan said...

…. and I’m not suggesting that her sexuality is questionable. But rather that she choose a side before leaving the house. Too soon?

1:14 pm March, 29 Stephanie said...

There’s questionable sexuality all over here. But why didn’t I invest in fake tan lotions and spray tanning companies? These assholes all match.