Wednesday, March 20, 2013

The Scriptographer Hits on Pool Kelly

This Guy 2

Chlorine PH level = crusty.

# posted by douchebag1
11:17 am March, 20 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Hard Face Kelly has a mobile scratch remover business. For under 1000 bones – depending on the scratch – she will spray that dented ride in your driveway with acrylic paint. How this newly sprayed panel ultimately withstands the elements, compared to the other factory sprayed panels, who can say. Similarly, do not say anything about the cost of properly repairing that flakey, peeling paint. Hey, she has been doing this for 15 years!

11:54 am March, 20 Vin Douchal said...

We’ve seen this guy before ….

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Son, I say, son

12:09 pm March, 20 Bag em, Tag em said...

The moment your sunglasses go from TWO LENSES to ONE GIANT LENS = AUTODOUCHE

I hope his tattoo spells “ALIMONY”

12:11 pm March, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I just passed my toxicology screen. And by toxicology screen I mean Lenny’s still driving and rolling anyhow so I can keep working while syncing? my assorted space communication devices together while getting my groove on working for

Mrs. Kroeger……………and shit. Son.

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Just say no to gun control by registration, Sons. If it had to be repealed here in Docile Town it is a fucked preconception. Fuck you Jada Pinkett, you homo. Sista. Son.

12:34 pm March, 20 DarkSock said...

Who grafted the head of Dick Sargent (the 2nd Darrin from Bewitched) onto the body of Angelina Jolie?
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Looks like the work of Baron Von Goolo.
and shit

12:39 pm March, 20 Charles Douchewin said...

His tattoo font is sans good-taste.

1:39 pm March, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Note to self: Call pool man and have him disinfect at the Palms Pool and Bungalow.

2:05 pm March, 20 Guid is Good said...

“Ja I am here to clean zee pool.”

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“Ja really. Huf you seen zose douchebags?”

2:26 pm March, 20 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Those are the ugliest tits I’ve seen since Cloris Leachman tried to act sexy in “The Last Picture Show.”.

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.Those tits are so ugly her own babies spit them out.

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.Those tits are so ugly not even Rev Chad wood masterbate two them.

3:03 pm March, 20 Sir Vance of Douchemock said...

Kenny (now Kelly) shows off his recent boob implants to the village scrote. His mo’ is held up by recycled jizz.

4:12 pm March, 20 army (ret) douche said...

wait… which one is scripto and which one is kelly?

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