Tuesday, March 19, 2013

The Self Made Fistaculous

Self Made Choad

The Self Made Fistaculous wants the world to know one thing: “Paper or plastic?”

Jenny from the other block sips her rum and Coke pensively. For it was overpriced.

Your humb narrs was not invited to the Game of Thrones premiere last night. Hollywood shmoes who create reality shows don’t got that sorta swag. But I don’t care. I still can’t tell what the hell is going on on that show.

The last part of this post had nothing to do with The Self Made Fistaculous or Jenny. But hey, think of it like a public diary with ADHD.

# posted by douchebag1
7:33 am March, 19 Dickie Fingers said...

Self made tattoos are never good.

8:15 am March, 19 Brah-douche said...

I love it it when fire comes out of a bleeths crotch!!!

8:33 am March, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Palms Pool logo appears to be palming Jenny. On the back of the logo fingers the ink says “S T D”. This will not end well for anyone involved. Which is how God intended.

8:45 am March, 19 Vin Douchal said...

“Self Made” my breakfast and shit, added water to my maple oatmeal,,….. and shit

8:49 am March, 19 creature said...

the palms read ‘SHIT HEAD’

8:50 am March, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

The tatt on his anus reads “Self Laid”.

8:51 am March, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

the tatto on his penis reads “Self Played”.

8:52 am March, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Correction, the tatt on his penis reads “SE”

8:54 am March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She has the body of a lean boy, with boobs, and me likey. I would like her to read to me in the form of literary fellatio,……..and shit.

8:54 am March, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Fistaculous’s bones are made of 3/4 inch re-bar stolen from the reconstruction project at Ground Zero.

8:58 am March, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Fistaculous’s stomach is the gas tank from a 1979 Pinto with the catalytic converter removed because Fistaculous refuses to run on unleaded fuel.

9:01 am March, 19 creature said...

is the Palms Pool logo hiding his/her cocck?

9:10 am March, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

Every letter on Fistaculous’s fingers is scratch N’ sniff, and emits a different odor.

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Like this.

9:35 am March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fistaculous goes the whole nine inches.

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http://www.sexhoundlinks.com/categories/pics/fisting/

9:44 am March, 19 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

She is standard issue Vegas pool skank.

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.He has the IQ of a wombat.

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.and for that last analogy I apologize to all wombats.

zactopia.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/wombat.jpg

10:14 am March, 19 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

DOH ! did it again. clicked on Rev’s links. I never learn. eyes need bleaching.

10:20 am March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Self made losers are so hard to come by these days. No really.

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The good thing is that the gloves he wears when he’s working at the local Grease Monkey protect the tattoos from fading from handling all a that dirty oil.

10:21 am March, 19 Morbo said...

@Scrotato Head 8:58: Does that mean if we kick him in the ass, he’ll explode?

10:48 am March, 19 DarkSock said...

You can almost she her mons pubis.

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and shit.

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Son

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Is “and shit” the new “son’? Son?

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And shit.

10:54 am March, 19 Vin Douchal said...

I started with “ELF MAD” and shit … ’cause y’know ELFs are MAD and shit… but my chingone Tio Mike tells me got a knuckle left on each mano, and shit, so’s…I changes it …….and shit

10:58 am March, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Plus, Jenny tells me how many to plunge up her cooch by calling the letters.,…and shit….one day I got “MA SELF” up there before I got myself up there….. get it Holmes? Pinche cabron…

11:00 am March, 19 creature said...

…the good rev is yerman & has a yardstick tatted on forearm

11:22 am March, 19 Dickie Fingers said...

I’m hoping he loses his right pinky finger in a fisting accident and he can be “elf made”

11:47 am March, 19 Douchble Helix said...

Boys, boys, boys. You got it all wrong. You, too, Chief.

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Those are her fists. The moke is holding the rum & Coke.

12:16 pm March, 19 Wheezer said...

Anagram for “Dem Fleas”…..

2:54 pm March, 19 The Dude said...

Shit.

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And shit.

4:50 pm March, 19 Jacques Doucheteau said...

You know what, Rev? Despite the fact that you’re still to lazy (or retarded, or a little of both) to imbed HTML links and leave the addresses bare for all to see and logically shy away from, I still clicked on that link knowing full well where it would take me.

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Though I may dabble in the more subversive and misleading imbedded link warfare, too many regs have caught on to my modus operandi and no longer fall for my pranks.

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However you sir, make no false advertisements or hide your true motives. That verbatim link had “sex”, “hound”, AAAAAAAND “fisting” in the address path, and I STILL clicked on it.

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Not ONLY did I click on it, I scrolled down the full length of the page. And I’m not sorry or ashamed that I did.

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Not sorry, even one little bit.

4:51 pm March, 19 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Fuck you, by the way.

4:53 pm March, 19 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And this guy’s PBR liquid shits in the morning were SELF MADE.

9:02 pm March, 19 ehcuodouche said...

The 1994 Camaro he had that got repoed was SELF MADE, and shit…son…and…

shit.

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