Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Vinny Farfalla Approves of Slutty Suzette's Bumper

WhereIsBaldo

Good news! Unlike the DB1’s old broken down 1995 Toyota Celica, owned from 2001-2007, Slutty Suzette’s bumper passed its California smog emissions test.

Chalk up one benefit to gluten-free dieting.

# posted by douchebag1
12:04 pm March, 5 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Whenever I put two fingers that close to a woman’s ass, they usually disappear.

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.disappear I says.

12:15 pm March, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I am digging Slutty Suzette and her Orange Hue. She has a Kristen Bell meets a Cheeto-with-a-Snapper kind of a vibe. Am I right when I say that?

12:30 pm March, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She has nice small hands. Suitable for pulling bats out of bald Dracula’s cave.

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12:45 pm March, 5 Et Tu Douche? said...

“Pull up to the Bumper”, yes indeed Grace Jones FTW.

12:56 pm March, 5 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Looks like she took a ding in the bumper.

2:35 pm March, 5 The Dude said...

Shape. Proof of Einstein’s “curved space-time” theory.

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Relativities

2:36 pm March, 5 The Dude said...

Wallnuts, you are right when you say that. Where’s my 5 bucks?

2:42 pm March, 5 Vin Douchal said...

“Spill in Produce Aisle”

3:49 pm March, 5 Et Tu Douche? said...

When is the Dear Rev segment? If Vinny Farfalla is hitting that then I’m pissed.

3:54 pm March, 5 Guid is Good said...

I find no cabbage helps.

3:55 pm March, 5 The Dude said...

Vinnie’s got one of those Hindu “Eye of Coitus” marks on his hand. D’ya hear that? That’s the sound of me running away from this pic. Like a 4.4 40 speed.

3:55 pm March, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

It’s 5 Clams, Dude.

3:56 pm March, 5 Wheezer said...

With an exhaust system like that, Suzette can get away with just about any emissions she wants.

4:08 pm March, 5 The Dude said...

Suzette puts “I’m exhausted” in a hole new context.

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Coccktext

4:10 pm March, 5 The Dude said...

Gracias para las cinca almejas, Senior Wallnuts!

4:44 pm March, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Et Tu

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It will return. I have to catch up on my studying now that I’m working. I’ll try to answer your hockey question when I get bent later.

10:36 pm March, 5 Marcel Douchechamp said...

Once again, dome shadow gives way to evidence of receding hairline. That awful shit shirt and staph infected hand will never compensate. Never!

7:23 am March, 6 DarkSock said...

Well, since Baron Von Goolo is M.I.A. again (his solar allergies are probably acting up once more…) I shall call out Vinny Farfalla on his behalf…
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