Saturday, March 30, 2013

Wallnuts After Dark – March Madness

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I bet none a youse know the phrase March Madness was coined by Dean Martin back in the 60s when we was paintin’ Vegas red every night and boffin’ every skirt we could get our hands on.

You see, back then March was a time a the year when things was a little slower out there in L.A. and we had some time off before the spring. Miami was too far to go for a couple a days, but we could make a Vegas run in no time and it was warm enough that dames was runnin’ around in various states of undress. Na mean?

After a couple a years of this routine Dean would pick up the blower and give us all a call and when we answered all he’d say was, “March Madness,” and we knew it was time for Poon Season in the Desert. We had the whole system where one a Dean’s lackeys, this guy called Philly the Bunion, would set up the dames and the parties and the booze. We didn’t need to do nothin’ other than show up with our joints cleaned up and all ready to go.

One day we was sittin’ around the pool at The Flamingo and Jilly Rizzo and Frank was gettin’ blowed by two a the local pros, and half naked broads was runnin’ around and Louis Prima and Keely Smith’s band was playin’, and Deano looked over at me and says, “Wallnuts,” he says, “there ain’t nothin’ better than this March Madness of ours.”

So when I hear the phrase March Madness I think a Dean goin’ doggie on Mitzi Gaynor in the lounge at the Sands and I gotta chuckle because it reminds me of all a the wild times we had in Vegas, and all a the college basketball games we fixed, too. But that’s another story for another time.

# posted by Vin Douchal
1:08 pm March, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m betting on Georgetown. I wish I was older than 5 when the sixties ended. For you kids that don’t knows what Douchey is talking about:

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8:27 pm March, 30 creature said...

yup, I went doggie on Mitzi…but, by the time I hit it, It took alotta booze & was charity…na mean?

8:33 pm March, 30 DarkSock said...

“Poon Season in the Desert”…

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So many schwantzes…so few drapes…

8:14 pm March, 31 The Dude said...

Weekends make my dick hurt. And that’s good.

1:20 pm April, 1 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Wallnuts- whtcha think of Paul Anka silling da beans on Frank and the boys http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/31/paul-anka-frank-sinatra-my-way-book/?asid=e6c45a20

Saying Frank was not into gangbangs? Maybe Frank was just a one woman man- I mean one woman every hour?

6:42 pm April, 1 Elwood BluezBag said...

Louis Prima was da shit I tell ya!

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