Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Why British Yobs With Bad Teeth Become Rock Stars

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I know I talk about Rockstar Leniency Rule in service of the performative arts. But Ronnie Wood, yer ballsack is taskin’ me, man. It’s taskin’ me.

EDIT: What’s all this, then? Apparently that’s Rod Stewart on the left as well. Piss off, ya tossers!! Nice teeth.

# posted by douchebag1
3:19 pm March, 20 xoffender said...

btw, its rod da mod

3:25 pm March, 20 Douchble Helix said...

It’s why everybody becomes a rock star.

3:28 pm March, 20 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Women will buy anything….and fuck anything if they think it will make them more famous.

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.Men only fuck women they’re naturally attracted to.

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.It’s one of the few ways we are morally superior to the fairer sex.

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4:17 pm March, 20 army (ret) douche said...

are you sure there are other ways, sprocket? not that i doubt our wisdom because such enlightenment has never dawned on me before

4:40 pm March, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m with Sprocket. And by Sprocket I mean I want to be on his new TV show. And by TV show I mean in Ontariio. And by Ontario I mean Montreal and the international Chinese Dismemberment Society.. And by the Chinese Dismemberment Society I mean Dianne Feinstein, D. Fuckuistan, USA. And by that gun grabbing wench I mean I’m going to see Heart on Monday. And by Heart on Monday I mean draft dodgers. And by draft dodgers I mean Obama. Not to get all politico…and shit I mean Led Zeppelin. Jew Haters.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Dl_0l6zs8

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Dark Sock keeps hitting and running our black bros and sisters over in rural Mississippi because they got all uppity and went to Red Lobster….and shit,. Son.

4:46 pm March, 20 bigphatnotadouche said...

nice headlights

and shit

5:34 pm March, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/21/business/media/tonight-show-expected-to-return-to-new-york-with-fallon.html?hp&_r=0

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What the fuck is this shit? Jimmy Fallon? Jimmy “syphilitic pus oozing donkey dick sucking” Fallon?! When has anyone in the entire history of anything EVER witnessed a more pathetic attempt at spinning comedic musings than Fallon? I’m sure I could get a prime spot on a late night talk show too if I bore my sweet ass to Lorne Michaels to peg with his stinky little pustule-ridden dick every night like a sorry ass bitch.

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But I wouldn’t do that, because I have fucking principles. Now please excuse me while I switch over to watch scat porn on shitpig.com and cry while masturbating furiously into an already soiled pare of boxer briefs.

6:17 pm March, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I always just let the load fly. Who cares where it lands?

6:21 pm March, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If you squeeze it just right it’s like melted ice cream dripping off the cone.

6:22 pm March, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Or if you squeeze it just right it’s like dropping Mentos into a 2 liter bottle of cola.

6:32 pm March, 20 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I’m perplexed…

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Is the woman on the right 7 feet tall or the one on the left 4 feet tall?

6:47 pm March, 20 Italodouche said...

After extensive research, scientist have discoered that the red squirrel is indeed native to Scotland. And I believe Mr. Stewart did illegally smuggle one. Only during this photo did the poor creature attempt an escape from the wretched environs of Mr.Stewarts meat sling:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sciurus-vulgaris_hernandeangelis_stockholm_2008-06-04.jpg

7:03 pm March, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Richard Gere called; he wants his gerbil back.

8:00 pm March, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Now I know why his name is “Rod”.

8:31 pm March, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Jacques

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That fucking Jimmy Fallon is the most foul person I have seen to exist on my 48 years on this laughing Planet Earth. No fucking talent and the Roots, shitholemasters. I would rather fuck Tyne Daly and her dead black husband from the Mod Squad than meet the man who sucked the cock of Jimmy Fallons agent in 1993 to get Jimmy into the amateur night at the Hack Academy of Comics ahead of the duo “Lois CK and his wife Tosh.0.” fuck off. I hate fucking comedians except this fag.

6:56 am March, 21 Capt Canuck said...

Can anyone identify what Rod’s planning to do in this photo?

http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/rod_penny/rod-stewart-penny-lancaster-03.jpg

6:58 am March, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^Thanking God?

9:57 am March, 21 Mr. ScrotatoHead said...

Looks like Rod left a few teeth behind whilst motor boating last night.

7:20 pm March, 21 Guid is Good said...

Forget the Big Book of British Smiles, I’m buying the Big Book of British Nipples.

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