Monday, March 18, 2013

Your Monday Morning Moobs n' Boobs

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It’s like staring into a ruined Las Vegas credit rating as it happens.

Always bet on pear.

# posted by douchebag1
8:45 am March, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Welcome to “Homely Dames With Closeted Finnochs.”

8:57 am March, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Moobs N’ Boobs however the Moob is a also a boob

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@ DoucheyWallnuts

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Fuccen LOL’d at your Saturday entry. Comedy gold, Douchey. I need a physic right now to empty out this past weekend’s abuse

9:01 am March, 18 creature said...

poor lighting not good for draft horse hindquarters

9:05 am March, 18 creature said...

Suze & Charlene from the State Farm Clear Lake, Iowa branch office go to Vegas & double up on the off duty Caesars Palace valet parking jockey

9:13 am March, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Much thanks to you, Vin. A good physic can correct most of the ills the world can throw at ya.

9:32 am March, 18 Charles Douchewin said...

I appropriately honor this post, with a recently-discovered element of Canadian gastronomical culture:

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http://www.gaylea.com/products/butter

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As the site says “it’s more than the quality of the butter that leaves a good taste in her mouth.”

10:15 am March, 18 creature said...

…outta curiousity, has anyone else used butter as a lubricant?

10:28 am March, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Gay Lea is definitely a Butch

10:46 am March, 18 Duck Duck Douche said...

Candy on the left looks like she crawled inside a Peep.

10:52 am March, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

“Moobs and Boobs” is my favorite breakfast cereal next to “Clitz and Slitz”. “Clitz and Slitz” has that honey coating, but “Moobs and Boobs” has the best shapes and makes your milk taste like sweat.

10:54 am March, 18 DarkSock said...

And so we move on, from Sunday’s Mr. Bottle Service to Monday’s Mr. Butthole Service.

11:06 am March, 18 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Picture proves Morty Seinfeld correct: “Cheap fabric, and dim lighting. That’s how you move merchandise.”

11:06 am March, 18 The Dude said...

I would ruin that dress on the left. Need a sack for her face, but my shirt will do.

11:11 am March, 18 The Dude said...

creature: olive oil, and a quick shower soon thereafter. Canola spray is really funny. Showering is crucial.

11:12 am March, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think the chick on the right just shocked my nerves a few hours ago. Or she gave me the colonoscopy before Rev. Chad Senior and i ate the oysters. What the fuck am I talking about?

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Briskets

11:20 am March, 18 creature said...

grabbin cornfed midweastern hotts 2 atta time, Jason is a well regarded Brown Note conductor

11:57 am March, 18 The Dude said...

Echo for DW’s Saturday thingie. Superb!

12:10 pm March, 18 Wheezer said...

This is the same Chestless the Molester from Thursday.

4:47 pm March, 18 Douchble Helix said...

So you’re saying that’s *not* Mongor?

12:05 am March, 19 Stephanie said...

Everyone’s trying so hard. Three pukes.

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