Monday, April 1, 2013

APRIL'S FOOL!!!

pipsqueak pinataDarkSock™ here, helming this week’s important work of posting pictures of  Hot Chicks with Total and Complete Douchebags™.  With Commentary™.

DB1 is out on field assignment (aka a booze-fueled week-long black-out binge in Vegas) so once again I grab his staff and hoist it high!  Wait…poor choice of words…but you get the picture.

In fact, the first picture you get is this one here.  It’s April Fools’ day.  Hence this Fool.  I dub him “PunchMe Douche”, for reasons that should be immediately obvious.  Toilet-swirl hair, metro soul patch, Gramma’s sunglasses…ugh.

And then there’s poor Judy, wearing on her face both the windshield of a ’78 AMC Pacer and a look of deep regret; she can still taste the brackish tang of his spittle from his last crass loveless kiss, streaked with the acrid flavors of last night’s nine ill-advised Red Bull and Goose shooters plus the thin grease of his morning throw-up and Crest.  The aforemented smooch being planted open-mouth on her in a vulgar display of territorial braggadocio as his brahs walked up fists a-pumping to the cabana to order a round of Sunday Bloody Maries.

Take that, Daddy…

Discuss the Freudian subtext of this garish spectacle, as always, in the comments sections.  And by the way, for you lurkers and acolytes…click that comments link.  For that is where the action is.  If you only read the front page and gawk at the picture before flitting off to your favorite cat-pictures website they you are truly missing out on The Rest Of The Story.  Son.

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:33 am April, 1 DarkSock said...

What other pear-laden post from this morning? I didn’t see anything. No idea of what you’re talking about.

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nope.

6:40 am April, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She looks like a real cunt!… The one with the dark hair.

7:22 am April, 1 DarkSock said...

Adam Glambert?

7:23 am April, 1 douche equis said...

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah mass quantity pear where did you GO???

7:29 am April, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I peed in a ’78 AMC Pacer once and the broad I was with at the time had a brackish taint, to boot. To boot, I says.

7:48 am April, 1 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Well that’s just rude, Sock! I take a…ummm break, an’ I come back for renob II and the Pear that you giveth, you taketh away???!? It’s like pilfered Pear! Passedover Pear! Partially Presented Pear! Pulled Pear!

8:02 am April, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

Uncle DSock at the helm for a week? this could get messy I mean interesting.

8:06 am April, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

As for the Pear not showing up I some how was able to access it via my RSS feed. Now I will go back to weeping and rueing the fact that I still haven’t made it down to South America where the Pear es muy suculento.

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Copy & Paste and by paste well you know what to do

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Team-Pear.jpg

8:27 am April, 1 DarkSock said...

Pear Shall Returneth.

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When I’m drunk, aka editing posts, I forget it goes by military time, what counts past 12 and such. So she’ll be popping back up around 15:00 o’clock or whatever they calls it

8:49 am April, 1 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

The was nothing wrong with the ’78 AMC Pacer that a different engine-chassis-brakes-interior-steering mechanism-transmission wouldn’t fix.

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.Sexy Sandy there needs a complete overhaul too. And by “overhaul” I mean I’d like to haul her all over my joint.

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8:53 am April, 1 Vin Douchal said...

He’s got the dead eyes of possum road kill

8:59 am April, 1 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Can we haz April Pear Month?

10:24 am April, 1 Tits McGee said...

Pacer? I hardly know her!

Glad you’re on the clock, ‘Sock..

10:28 am April, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Ass pear withdrawal relieved. Have a bump

10:46 am April, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

Al Pacino is a big fan of Pear, don’t believe me? check it out.

10:51 am April, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Al Pacino also drove a Pacer. And really, who could blame him?

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http://www.curbsideclassic.com/my-curbside-classic/my-exr-curbside-classic-1976-amc-pacer/

12:28 pm April, 1 Wheezer said...

Why does “Punch Me Douche” look so much like King Sharty, AKA Starry Blight?

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Maybe it’s the putrid air of entitlement and Axe…..

5:59 pm April, 1 Elwood BluezBag said...

“Sunday Bloody Maries”?

Is that some kind of new Sunday Go To Meetin’ dress for the youngin’s?

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