Thursday, April 25, 2013

Ask DB1: The Bleeth/Baguette Dichotomy

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This picture begs the question: Can a female be a douche? Or is the evidence of a rampant Bleeth-soul-infestation (coke/meth’d out expression/plaything to smeared-mascara-lit-to-their eyeballs-party-choads) enough to condemn her for her poor recreational choices while, at the same time, praying for her soul?

For as much as we want to save the Bleeth, we must use equal efforts to mock the slime who tempt and destroy them.

But something tells me this young lass had as much to do with her dignity’s defenestration as any of the dudes in the picture. Thus, must she be considered every bit the douchebag as the dudes — just as she must have been considered a likely candidate for a double or triple penetration sometime later in the evening depicted.

I will take my answer off the air.

Choad the Douche Sprocket

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Not all Bleeths can be saved. As mentioned in this bestselling book of 2008/2009, stage-3 and stage-4 Bleeths are beyond hope, and should be mocked in accordance with the proper bylaws of standard douche mocking.

# posted by douchebag1
12:05 pm April, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Yuck. This scene is dripping with the stench of, uh, stench

12:06 pm April, 25 creature said...

gang bang imminent…& redtube posting that will forever ‘dog’ this misguided wench

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opportunists

12:11 pm April, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Porn poo.

12:15 pm April, 25 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Darla was enjoying the Skrillex show until the referee declared a Ruck and was thenceforth mauled by Springboks Wikus Van De Merwe and Joost van der Westhuizen, who was wearing a lovely shade of silver eyeshadow.

12:50 pm April, 25 creature said...

…& mothers weep!

1:08 pm April, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She is Gang Bang Fodder. Fodder, I says.

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1:26 pm April, 25 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

This photo was labeled prosecution exhibit “A” in the trial. All three defendants were found guilty.

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of extremely bad taste in women.

1:29 pm April, 25 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Defenestration, I says.

1:42 pm April, 25 creature said...

I know a couple gals that have reached the point of demenustration…& shit

1:50 pm April, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Finger dude in back pulled his fist out of Tanboy to pose for the photo, then feverishly returned it to full piston

2:42 pm April, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mrs. Kroeger had hysterical menopause at 41 and she’s still as juicy as a black cookout.

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What!

2:46 pm April, 25 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Slutty Susan up there is as juicy as the overripe pineapple Mr. Digit just had stuck up his ass.

3:29 pm April, 25 hermit said...

This is a Guggenheim candidate, reminiscent of Fuseli”s “The Nightmare.”

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Only instead of oil on canvas the medium is douchebags on bath salts.

4:19 pm April, 25 Guid is Good said...

This photo has the English on holiday written all over it.

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Limeys..

4:20 pm April, 25 Guid is Good said...

Ziggy Stardust’s make-up artist says sorry.

5:46 pm April, 25 Morbo said...

My question is, at what point does a gang bang become gang rape? And then at what point does it go back to being a gang bang?

I think Sweaty Sarah is about to find out.

8:59 pm April, 25 Troy Tempest said...

2008??? It’s been that long? Fuck – how time flies.

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3:53 pm April, 29 PSK973 said...

I know her…the guys are gay.

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