Thursday, April 18, 2013

Bathrooms without Lysol

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If you look closely, that’s the ghost of John Mayer peeking through the doorway. He’s wondering if the microbal count of the bathroom sink is 2 billion parts per inchron, or three.

I have no idea what an inchron is. I assume it’s a measurement of very small units. You know who would know? John Mayer.

Because he has a small peen.

Small peen jokes for the loss.

I need a coffee.

# posted by douchebag1
2:03 pm April, 18 jonezy said...

its OK buddy. I still chortled at your peen joke.

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Inchroningtons.

2:25 pm April, 18 The Dude said...

I just peed in her belly button.

3:02 pm April, 18 Guid is Good said...

Pectoral script tattoos on chicks are the new tramp stamps.

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Independent Thinkers

4:48 pm April, 18 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Genital warts are the new chlamydia

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She has both

8:28 pm April, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

When Boss coined the phrase, “Societal Loss,” he had this picture in mind.

9:32 pm April, 18 The Dude (remote loc) said...

I will never have back the 23 seconds it took to rub one out looking at anything but this pic. Never. 23 seconds is pretty quick for a guy my age, though. So I have that going for me.

12:07 am April, 19 DarkSock said...

The crapper is this generation’s hearth.

1:50 am April, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m getting freaked out Man. What the fuck is going on down there? Ricin, IEDS in Boston (respect), Explosions at Waco. MIT police officer shot by student. Fuck Son. Can’t we all get along brothers? I suggest a nicety or cash,. Fuck.

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I told y’alls there would be an armed45 revival of People (respect) against the BUREAUCRACY(respect)

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