Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Billy Beefstick and Tammy Torso say "hi"

meat

And they wish to assure you that they’re made of meat.

Meat, I says.

# posted by Bagnonymous
12:35 pm April, 3 Mr. ScrotatoHead said...

Bruce Campell’s been doing some crunches.

12:43 pm April, 3 Vin Douchal said...

The only thing that can appreciate this dude’s physique is a great white shark……

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And his local HGH dealer

12:58 pm April, 3 The Dude said...

I am running away from this pic so fast I could beat Usain Bolt, or that paralympics guy that shot his wife.

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Or probably a cheetah, if I had a head start.

1:11 pm April, 3 I R A Darth Aggie said...

“She” has better abs than he does. So “she’s” hitting the juice. “She” may also be hitting him.

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IYKWIMAITTYD

1:16 pm April, 3 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

When did this site change to Belimic Butterface Bimbos With Douche Bags ? I must have missed the memo.

1:19 pm April, 3 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Sorry that should be Bulimic. dumbass

1:22 pm April, 3 Scooby Douche said...

Meat ya says? Ima thinking there might be some silicone or saline implants involved……

And she might have fake boobs!

1:29 pm April, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She has abs on her abs. And fake boobs. Son. He is meat.

2:01 pm April, 3 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

When veins are popping through your hip bones next to your mons pubis, it’s time to eat a cheeseburger.

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A cheeseburger, I says.

3:08 pm April, 3 DarkSock said...

She has mons gristle

3:39 pm April, 3 hermit said...

If this chick were to sneeze during sex her muscular vagina would spit out a cock like a bulemic squid expeling a mollusk.

3:48 pm April, 3 Guid is Good said...

Who ate all the protein powder?

3:50 pm April, 3 Guid is Good said...

Tendon Ted laughs at Billy Beefstick but is mirin his upper forearm workout routine.

3:53 pm April, 3 Guid is Good said...

Billy Beefstick has saved a fortune on Incredible Hulk gloves for Halloween.

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His wiener does not thank him for it.

4:01 pm April, 3 Bag em, Tag em said...

Her boobs look less like boobs and more like bubble wrap bubbles.

He resembles fecal remnants.

4:48 pm April, 3 UFO Destroyers said...

Wendy Malick sure got all ripped after she saw Valerie Bertinelli and Betty White in the sauna.

5:01 am April, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Torso Tammy is Tendon Ted’s and The Orangudan’s sister, so be careful what you says, I says. Billy Beefstick is hung like a gnat thanks to his anabolic abuse.

6:27 am April, 4 vladouchemir pootin said...

post-op corey IS mirin …him/herself

12:57 pm April, 4 Douche Wayne said...

That appears to be a muscle-bound Grinch tattooed on his arm. A bit seasonal, no?

6:10 pm April, 4 MoeDouche said...

Her tits look like they are about to burst and that’s f*g gross! I don’t care about that midget standing next to her.

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