Tuesday, April 2, 2013

DoucheLoaf and the Rhetorical Question

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DoucheLoaf, pictured here with Flattered Fenny, asks the unfortunate photographer the timeless question “Yo, Brah…What you lookin’ at?” before breaking his camera and the face behind it.

What was he lookin’ at? I leave it to the regulars to answer that question in the comments section.

 

Meanwhile, on a different curve, here’s tangential pear as an eloquent palette cleanse.

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:59 am April, 2 Tequilla Sundouche said...

Boob boob booby boobs! Boobs!

7:09 am April, 2 saulgoode42 said...

William Shat-her / Captain Jirk

7:23 am April, 2 Et Tu Douche? said...

Flattered Fenny’s sumptuous cleavite?

7:31 am April, 2 DarkSock said...

I’m thinkin’ he gets into a lot of scuffles

7:50 am April, 2 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

And the 2013 Douchey for ‘Living Proof of Evolution” goes to: DoucheLoaf!

7:52 am April, 2 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

motorboating mammaries

7:52 am April, 2 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

oh, sorry. I thought it was two word tuesday

7:57 am April, 2 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Meatheads like DoucheLoaf used to be marginalized in our society….usually by the time they got into their early 20s and had used up whatever charm they possessed when they were running around on a football field.

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With the advent of the 21st Century, and the popularity of various douche signifiers — tatts, fauxhawks, jewelry, Ed Hardy, etc. — they became “playahs” and went mainstream….pulling mainstream hotts like Frenny above.

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.Thus, as they became MORE repulsive they became more popular.

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.I know this doucheadox has been explored ad nauseum on this site by our fearless leader and his acolytes, but it puzzles and disturbs me to this day.

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.Just like the fact that the Rev Chad actually found someone to marry him.

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.And BTW, she has gigantic cans.

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.Nursers.

8:32 am April, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Doucheloaf looks like a retro douche. For sure he has tatts, but the doo is low-key and he isn’t dressed like a total dick head. Plus Fenny is clean enough to take home to meet the parents – that he surely lives with and eats Sunday dinner with – but dirty enough to stick her finger up the old bazoo to heighten pleasure. The old bazoo, I says.

8:41 am April, 2 Vin Douchal said...

He’s looking for a confrontation with Carrot Top who hit on Fenny during the pre-show meet and greet

8:44 am April, 2 Vin Douchal said...

He’s looking with extreme malice at the valet that put a thumb print on the drivers side rear window on his blacked out ’09 Corolla SE

8:45 am April, 2 Vin Douchal said...

He’s looking at one of his ex-girlfriends that just said she feel’s obligated to tell him she’s HIV postitive

8:46 am April, 2 Vin Douchal said...

He’s about to kill BCS for saying his tatt is a “Glory Hole Doily”…………..

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What?……….. Too soon?

8:48 am April, 2 Vin Douchal said...

He’s looking at Vince MacMahon after being told he’s not going to make the cut

8:50 am April, 2 Vin Douchal said...

He’s looking at the plastic surgeon that just told him he could do the rhinoplasty to fix his unfortunate nose

8:50 am April, 2 Vin Douchal said...

He’s looking at his boss that just told him to go back to cleaning the copy machine

9:25 am April, 2 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

He’s looking into the future. A future of low paying manual labor jobs, fading tatts, roid shriveled testicles, bad credit scores and Fenny’s sagging breasts.

12:09 pm April, 2 Wheezer said...

Boobies.

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Does boobies boob.

2:53 pm April, 2 Doctor Magnifico! said...

. When George Costanza said “I don’t get art . . .” I got what he meant. But after looking at tangential pear I now get art. What I now need is to get me some art.

2:57 pm April, 2 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Re. Doucheloaf … Vee-neck? Tatted chest area? C’mon! The list is incomplete only through lack of visible evidence. Based on what is visible he gets no pass from me.

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