Thursday, April 4, 2013

Douche/Nottadouche and uber-hot Tina Tatas

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Plaid Pants Pete here may be on the cusp of doucheness; he may not be. But I figured I’d change the direction of the last couple of posts and turn down the douche-meter, and twist the Hott-Knob up to damn near 10.

Is P.P. Pete a douche?

Should he get a notta and go in peace?

Am I simply looking for an excuse to put a smoking hot girl on the front page?

More evidence for Tina Tata’s inevitable nomination for Hall o’ Hot can be viewed here, and here.

Son.

# posted by Bagnonymous
10:27 am April, 4 jcdouchey said...

whoa!

10:31 am April, 4 Vin Douchal said...

I would last EXACTLY one thrust in her heaven hole. Messy

10:31 am April, 4 Et Tu Douche? said...

Slight areola reveal FTW!!!

10:38 am April, 4 UFO Destroyers said...

Got….to……keep…..IOB…….under…….the…….desk.

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Must……not……pass…….out……from……loss…..of…..blood….to……brain.

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Thump

10:38 am April, 4 massadouchetts said...

Notta – Go forth and don’t fawk it up

10:44 am April, 4 UFO Destroyers said...

He’s a raging douchenozzle. Black earrings are stage 1 gague. Black button up shirt with black bowtie with shorts. In an arena where a wristband is required. Acquaintance that is all that is wrong in the world.

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At least he smiles in the other two pictures so as to let the world know that the boys are friendly down at Pep Boys.

10:44 am April, 4 Tits McGee said...

Tally another win for the brunette column.

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Pete is rocking 3-year old looks like the shorts, the buttoned up short sleeve, bow tie and plug earring along with a mildly-retarded facial expression. He is skating that razor-thin line between douche and emulation of fashion from a war-torn country that has a three year delay on its mtv feed.

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He’s merely confused. Give him a notta.

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Give Tina a mirror, though. I’m willing to bet she was beautiful before some cockstain convinced her to put malformed grapefruits in her chest. She cute, tho’.

11:03 am April, 4 Dickie Fingers said...

Bowtie on a Volcom shirt…Dueche

11:05 am April, 4 FlipFriddle said...

Are you sure she’s alive? She has the exact same expression in each of the three photos. Perhaps it’s merely a highly professional paid-to-pose expression; the “game face” if you will.

Oh and boobies!

11:07 am April, 4 FlipFriddle said...

Bow-tie and shorts=douche. Choad-a-matic.

11:23 am April, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

They are at the Palms Pool an Bungalows so, of course, he is a douchebag and she is a raging renoB inducing Hott.

11:30 am April, 4 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I gotta say notta as bow ties, whether or not self-tied (essential, as we’ve done for thirty years) or pre-tied (somewhat douchey) do not, ipso facto denote choadness or pudwackery.

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.Who are we fooling? We only typed that last sentence because The Old Choad loves using the term “ipso facto” whenever he can.

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.Douche.

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.And regardless of the tits, her gams are too skinny and her knees too knobby to get our motor running.

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.Cardozos

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11:52 am April, 4 AC said...

I knew this ‘bag looked familiar. A spawn of the AI family of douche.

Blake Lewis. Runner-up in season 6. His shtick was “beatboxing”. No pass, hombre.

In the game of life, this guy got a participation certificate.

That being said, I would go to one of his shows at the Malibu Check-N-Go grand opening just to catch a whiff of her shampoo.

12:10 pm April, 4 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

My two cents is that she is Vegas pool bar, paid-to-pose hot. And a total hot she is, knobby knees and all ? (come on Choad, really ?). I’m sure she can be found on model mayhem and a dozen other web sites hawking her wares. He is standard harmless bro on Vegas weekend getaway who went to the mall pre-trip and bought a bunch of ass clown outfits which he thought would look cool (fail). Their only connection is the three pictures he was able to get her to pose for, which he shows his co-workers back at Office Max and tells them he banged her.

12:46 pm April, 4 FredN. said...

Why are these picks not clickable so I can view the areola up close and personal?!

12:51 pm April, 4 hermit said...

Big tits on a skinny chick, besides being ipso facto artificial, is like mounting concrete truck tires on a bicycle. It may draw attention, but when all said and done, just cumbersome, garish and impractical.

Skinny chicks are ok, but how ’bout posting an occasional ipso fatso?

12:52 pm April, 4 Douche Wayne said...

Christ I’ve missed a hell of a week under Darksock’s management. Is this a weekday?

12:53 pm April, 4 hermit said...

^ Fred, DarkSock fears plunging us into the Parallel Universe abyss.

1:03 pm April, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her poop smells like chocolate powder?

1:19 pm April, 4 Doctor Magnifico! said...

I view her for what she is. A hot looking babe who I would definitely nail given the slightest opportunity.

As for Pete. Way too many signifiers. They may be standard signifiers. They may have also become somewhat invisible amongst a staggeringly high number of currently available foul douchessories. But douche is what douche does.

No notta. Pete, buddy, you are a douche.

2:02 pm April, 4 DarkSock said...

I want to be one of her turds.

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Twice.

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I want to live in her armpit.

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I’d jack off her gardener’s dog, Crucial Head Style, for the privilege of eating one of her used Downy laundry softener sheets.

2:33 pm April, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Eeediots! Tina Tatas is first ballot Hall Of Hott

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Exhibit A

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Exhibit B

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Perfectionists

2:47 pm April, 4 The Dude said...

I’m all Tina and notta for Pete. I don’t care if Tina’s tits are so fake and solid they could bust me up with just a little jiggle. If that’s the last thing I see on this planet, at least I’ll die with a really bad headache.

2:57 pm April, 4 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Notta. Other than ear piercing, he’s not showing the usual signs. He’s even wearing a button down shirt properly.

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Tina can hit me into next month. Or join me in my bunk, whichever floats her boat.

3:28 pm April, 4 Guid is Good said...

I would like to be making the splodge on Tina Tatas tight tummy.

3:29 pm April, 4 The Dude said...

The bowtie is a bit silly, not douchey. IMHO

3:31 pm April, 4 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

@Hermit: “….like mounting concrete truck tires on a bicycle,” I’m stealing that one.

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.And Magnum Douche P.I., if you don’t think bird legs and knobby knees impinge upon boner potential, then you are hereby rejected from membership consideration by the CTDS Zaftig Society.

.Zaftig, I says.

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.Eckbergs

4:26 pm April, 4 crazed aborigine said...

Go in peace, Pete. HoH for Tina.

5:12 pm April, 4 Wheezer said...

AC (11:52 a.m.) called it with Blake Lewis – he’s choad, but just toning it down here. His genuine smile in that “Tazow” pic #2 almost swayed me towards giving him a pass, but no fuccen way.

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And as for Tina…..she’s my birthday present. Bring her here to blow out my candle.

5:15 pm April, 4 Wheezer said...

Question re: the main pic…..

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Who Photoshopped out his drink glass with the Mr. White brew? Check his hand…..

5:17 pm April, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Upon Further Review I do not think we should let a little plastic surgery and a latent eating disorder keep a Bleeth out of the Hall. She reminds me of a young Natalie Wood.

6:05 pm April, 4 MoeDouche said...

sssssmoking Tina! HoH future inductee…even if her tits taste like sea water.

7:14 pm April, 4 vladouchemir pootin said...

nosejob and nipslip. hoe enjoyment.

9:09 pm April, 4 DarkSock said...

She appears to be Quartasian. If I had to put my finger on it I’d say her ancestry hails from the Chinese “Poon-Tang-Chu” province.
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And I do feel I have to put my finger on it.
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In a heretofore unseen circular motion.
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Dynamo Hummers.

9:44 pm April, 5 Ted Brogan said...

Nip.

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P.S., boss, do you need us to chip in for a hosting provider that’s not on dial-up?

8:17 am April, 6 ehcuodouche said...

Douche. Bow tie with a button-up short-sleeve shirt and purple-checked bermuda shorts at the pool. Nuff said.

Very poor job of retouching out the nip on TT.

11:15 pm April, 10 dantegreybush said...

She may simply be his hott fag-bag. See pic 2. May be ineligible for heterobag consideration. Just friends while he tools for anus at the hotel bar latenite….

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