Friday, April 5, 2013
Friday Challenge: Whose Urine Sample Is It?
Can you determine who belongs to the fresh urine sample seen in the lower right corner of this mimeograph? Discuss in the comments section, as always.
She brings the “H” in “HCwDB.com”…
I’d pee in her pool. Just sayin’.
if it’s hers i’d drink it
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….straight from the tap!
She puts the “P” in the pool’s PH level.
Katrina’s Piss Flaps
Activated by chlorine
Unleashed its fury
This is set-up
For something you don’t see much
Motorboat in pool
That’s the biggest gallstone I’ve ever seen.
“Who here ordered the Long Island Iced Pee?”
Bubble bubble toil
and trouble, piss of hott and
teste of meat groo.
I ordered a Piss and Vinegar, with a twist.
I ordered the Outhouse Draft.
I ordered a Dirty Martipee.
I ordered the Patron Urinita.
I ordered the Golden Screwdriver.
I ordered the Peeno Grigio
The pool bar is having a special on a little something called “Hot Yellow Fever.”
. . . featuring an asparagus-infused . . .
. . . lightly salted rim . . .
I know Mr. White has been MIA for far too long now, but it’s good that he keeps leaving us these little hints of his own style of fighting the good fight against douchebaggery.
Confucius say never go into a pool with a swim-up bar.