Friday, April 5, 2013

Friday Haiku

so sweet

Get your hands off her

You iPhone becrotched Tarzan;

You damn dirty ape

Father-daughter theme

dances: an invitation

into discomfort.

— Douche Wayne

Hot Hall Contender

Please tell me that’s your gay friend

Who’d like us to meet

— saulgoode42

 

 

Underboob beckons

Myan Eye of Coitus shines

My banana splits

— Mr. ScrotatoHead

If I wore loin cloth

My Indian name would be

Chief Raging renoB

— DoucheyWallnuts

Like a Bonobo

I would present my red ass

To father her chimps

— Mr. ScrotatoHead

Tarzan dumped Cheetah

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:08 am April, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Kevin Spacey douche:

No longer gay since meeting

Teenie Courtney Cox

7:09 am April, 5 saulgoode42 said...

Who am I kidding?

I’d dress like a damn fool, too

To be with that gal

7:09 am April, 5 Douche Wayne said...

Father-daughter theme

dances: an invitation

into discomfort.

7:12 am April, 5 saulgoode42 said...

Hot Hall Contender

Please tell me that’s your gay friend

Who’d like us to meet

7:14 am April, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Douche and Bleeth cosplay

Is a tragic sight indeed

I want to fling poo!

7:15 am April, 5 Mr. ScrotatoHead said...

Underboob beckons

Myan Eye of Coitus shines

My banana splits

7:17 am April, 5 Mr. ScrotatoHead said...

She takes the arm band

And wraps it around his neck

Best. Daydream. Ever.

7:17 am April, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Her boobies make my

Loincloth fit kind of funny

He makes me throw up!

7:18 am April, 5 Douche Wayne said...

“It’s freezing in here

I think I can smell my taint

but this chick is hot!”

7:20 am April, 5 Mr. ScrotatoHead said...

Ring! Ring! Oh, hi mom.

What happened to the den rug?

Yenta cock blocker

7:21 am April, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This pic is a mess

But I feel most sorry for

iPhone on his junk

7:22 am April, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tarzan dumped Cheetah

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

7:23 am April, 5 Mr. ScrotatoHead said...

Tarzan swings from vines

I would swing from her ham flaps

Lord of the Junk-Hole

7:24 am April, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I bet she loves to

Have her butthole yodeled on

And so does he too!

7:24 am April, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the iPhone

In it’s pants or it get’s the

Hose. The Monkey Hose.

7:26 am April, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Her ham wallet is

The perfect shade of pink, this

Situation stinks!

7:32 am April, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Person in BG

Is calling the zoo there is

Found an escaped ape!

7:34 am April, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She certainly does not

Have orangutan tits but

He smells like ape shit!

7:35 am April, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

NAMBLA announces

“Bring Your Sister To Work Day”

That’s the way she rolls.

7:37 am April, 5 Mr. ScrotatoHead said...

He sports GCR

AKAGroin Cell Reveal

It’s very lonely

7:38 am April, 5 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Old bag’s jungle call

“Thank you God, for hot young babes

with daddy issues”

7:38 am April, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Me Tarzan. Me eat.

Me eat big sausage cock boy.

Why you have boobs, Son?

7:40 am April, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Dave Matthews looking

Dipshit touches hot, friend in

Back calls zookeeper!

7:42 am April, 5 Mr. ScrotatoHead said...

Her phone is hidden

I’d dial it with my tongue

We know where it is

7:44 am April, 5 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Tarzan-bag and Jane

swing from club to club. Until

his AMEX hits max.

7:45 am April, 5 Mr. ScrotatoHead said...

Holy Triangles

Of leopard print seat covers

Where are my scissors?

7:47 am April, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Cavedouche found alive!

10,000 year old strain of

Herpes discovered!

7:58 am April, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If I wore loin cloth

My Indian name would be

Chief Raging renoB

8:27 am April, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If I wore loin cloth

My nickname would be Pup Tent

Big Fuccen Pup Tent

8:48 am April, 5 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

This pic reminds me

I’d like to ream Megan Fox

While that dipshit looks

9:00 am April, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Father-Daughter Dance

Epic Fail as these two thought

It was Caveman Themed

9:27 am April, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Dude wearing headband

Is never acceptable

Even to score Hott

9:36 am April, 5 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Roger Ebert would

have given this scene a big

thumbs down. What, too soon ?

9:44 am April, 5 Mr. ScrotatoHead said...

Phone takes pic of junk

Distributes to contact list

New nickname: gherkin

9:45 am April, 5 Mr. ScrotatoHead said...

Bo Derek’s “Tarzan”

Was the worst Tarzan ever

Bo can relax now

9:48 am April, 5 Mr. ScrotatoHead said...

Like a Bonobo

I would present my red ass

To father her chimps

9:51 am April, 5 Mr. ScrotatoHead said...

Hollywood Re-launch

“Gorillaz in the Misty”

Starring Jane Good-hole

10:09 am April, 5 Morbo said...

Tattoo artist was

drawing intricate design,

spewed when Jane walked in

10:46 am April, 5 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Side boob,

Bottom boob,

I’ll be in my bunk.

11:08 am April, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

King Ding-A-Ling of

The Taint Cheese Tribe and beboobed

Princess Leopard Snatch

11:33 am April, 5 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Blonde on phone is mad

Bitch stole her costume idea

But wears it better

11:37 am April, 5 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Happy Blonde on phone

Jane can have her ex- tarzan

No Chlamydia

11:44 am April, 5 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Odd Rash on Tom’s Lip

Photo reminds Tom said yes

borrow Tarzan phone

11:46 am April, 5 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

At nudist camp out

Tarzan loses his loincloth

Cell phone us his ass

1:23 pm April, 5 douche equis said...

Orange erection

Bizarrely flattened, protrudes

Coupling a no-go

1:27 pm April, 5 douche equis said...

Siamese twin wonders

“Mounted backward as I am

Will I ever mate?”

1:41 pm April, 5 douche equis said...

Her bad taste in men

Might work to my advantage

Nice to see there’s hope.

1:43 pm April, 5 douche equis said...

Ha – I never knew

People wore tattoos that mean

“Yes, I have the clap”.

12:20 am April, 6 douche equis said...

Why restrict it to

The Mayan eye of coitus

Whole being screams sex

12:09 am April, 8 Leland said...

Hey man, do you have more pictures of her?

She is stunning!

1:12 am April, 9 douche equis said...

One so rarely sees

The word “becrotched” in haiku —

Hat tip to DarkSock.

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