Friday, April 12, 2013

Friday Haiku

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“You wanna screw for

that nut?”, Todd joked…No, but she’ll

Screw for an iPad.

STD spreaders

public funds pay for your fun

which way to clinic

— Bag em, Tag em

He puts the screw in

The basket without a wrench

The Purple Flesh Wrench

— DoucheyWallnuts

 

For copulation

Needs WD-40

And a screwdriver

— DoucheyWallnuts

This coupling won’t work,

Unless he’s on the bottom,

And she’s a spinner.

— hermit

His hair turned to snakes

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Sometimes she feels like

A nut. Sometimes she don’t. I’d

Chew her Almond Joy.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:14 am April, 12 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

The ‘bag got screwed and

The Hott is askin’ for it

It’s Friday Tool Time.

7:25 am April, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Wow, Sammy Hagar

Has really hit the skids since

Van Halen dumped him

7:31 am April, 12 Douche Wayne said...

Hot dogs and donuts

are almost as juvenile

as nuts and screwbags.

7:32 am April, 12 Douche Wayne said...

Former Korn member

fails with metal for Jebus;

shills to support braids.

7:34 am April, 12 Douche Wayne said...

“I have to have that

costume it is SO clever!”

said no one ever.

7:39 am April, 12 Douche Wayne said...

I guess they had to

do SOMETHING with rejected

Ron Jeremy molds.

7:40 am April, 12 Bag em, Tag em said...

enlarged genitals

that is what you get, when you

pee in a horse…….once

7:42 am April, 12 Bag em, Tag em said...

STD spreaders

public funds pay for your fun

which way to clinic

7:45 am April, 12 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Corn Row Douche Todd Wears

The Universal Symbol

For Bunghole bang boy

7:47 am April, 12 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Sara deceives Todd

I’ll meet you at the party

No Show Todd gets screwed

7:51 am April, 12 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Stretched labia are

Called bat wings in urban slang

Sara has wing nut

8:11 am April, 12 The Dude said...

I would bust her nut

With my Usain-sized Bolt and

monkeyhole play too!

8:11 am April, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She has loved to bang

Since the Silver Screw was put

Into her Bolt Hole

8:18 am April, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He puts the screw in

The basket without a wrench

The Purple Flesh Wrench

8:20 am April, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

For copulation

Needs WD-40

And a screwdriver

8:46 am April, 12 Vin Douchal said...

She’s on the rebound

Last boyfriend was pop rivet

Left her for bent nail

8:50 am April, 12 saulgoode42 said...

Helicopter sex

Without a stabilizer

Gets pretty choppy

8:52 am April, 12 saulgoode42 said...

We are so stupid

These costumes are so stupid

Please kill us both now

8:57 am April, 12 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Dread-locked tool wonders

Where’s the other Matrix Twin?

Keanu Reems Bleeth

9:05 am April, 12 hermit said...

This coupling won’t work,

Unless he’s on the bottom,

And she’s a spinner.

9:08 am April, 12 hermit said...

This dude won’t get laid

Since the day the “nutty” blonde,

Lost her monkey wrench

9:10 am April, 12 hermit said...

Edit:

^ this dude ain’t been laid……

9:11 am April, 12 hermit said...

Fuck wordpress

9:31 am April, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His hair turned to snakes

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

9:34 am April, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Home Depot now sells

Metal hex shaped Monkey Holes

Black and Decker weep

9:34 am April, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d twist her nut with

My titanium flesh wrench and

Whack her with ball Peen.

9:35 am April, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Insert to help out

Horribly stretched out pussy

Like herpster ear plugs

9:36 am April, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d eat her estrus

Flow through a pubic straw and

Earn my “red wings”, Son.

9:37 am April, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Dreadlocked wiggah douche

Can now state on internet

“I peed in a screw”

9:38 am April, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her galvanized Mons

Veneris gives me the chills.

I’m weepsterbating.

9:39 am April, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Her farts smell like beans

Her breath, of day old sushi

Her pussy, pipe dope

9:40 am April, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d electroplate

Her steel cooter with my flesh

Powder coating tool.

9:41 am April, 12 Vin Douchal said...

MRI device

Looks for STDs pre-sex

Works in front and rear

9:41 am April, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sometimes she feels like

A nut. Sometimes she don’t. I’d

Chew her Almond Joy.

9:43 am April, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

After she gets her nut

Plowed. Her uterus smells like

Tinny tuna melts.

9:43 am April, 12 Vin Douchal said...

I’d watch these two fuck

If that was vice grips instead

Watch douche howl in pain

9:45 am April, 12 Vin Douchal said...

These two model parts

From IKEA “VITTSJÖ” tray

Will assemble wrong

9:52 am April, 12 Mr. ScrotatoHead said...

Jill wanted bolt ons

The plastic kind, not metal

PB Nut Buster

9:57 am April, 12 Morbo said...

She’s got world’s largest

chastity belt; Let’s all pray

like hell that it works

10:33 am April, 12 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Bolt Upright aims wrong

Turns Trish around and puts in

Her cold Monkey Hole

10:56 am April, 12 Dickie Fingers said...

dreadlocked Aswipe was

never the same since Skinny

delivered an ass punch.

11:09 am April, 12 Mr. ScrotatoHead said...

When the party ends

They go home and switch costumes

He wears it backwards

11:22 am April, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That’s no Ham Wallet

It’s a Galvanized Poon Tang

Galvanized, I says

11:29 am April, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

New advertising

Campaign for new chain of stores;

No-Value Hardware

11:36 am April, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Showed up late today

Regs used up all the good lines

I’m ready for pear

12:37 pm April, 12 FoghornLeghorn said...

Subtle Halloweens

are a thing of the past, if

you invite these two.

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