Friday, April 26, 2013

Friday Haiku

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She’d never forget

That day her boogers became

Sentient beings.

She shakes maracas

After gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

— UFO Destroyers

The Tsarnaev brothers

Tried to go incognito

On their way to Hell

— DoucheyWallnuts

 

The Winklevoss Twins

cut loose after a tough day

counting their money.

— Douche Wayne

Reality Show

Herpes: The Deadliest Catch

Turns your Peen green, too

— DoucheyWallnuts

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:08 am April, 26 Douche Wayne said...

Tanning bed mishap

result unnatural hue

No masks in this pic.

7:10 am April, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Simply put, worst porn

Film ever to be made in

History of porn!

7:12 am April, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Remake of The Mask

With Zoot Suit wearing twin bros

Double-teaming Bleeth

7:17 am April, 26 UFO Destroyers said...

She shakes maracas

After gyroscope was put

In her monkey hole.

7:20 am April, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Tsarnaev brothers

Tried to go incognito

On their way to Hell

7:22 am April, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

About 12 minutes

Later her face will be glazed

With green peen jello

7:22 am April, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

They put Maracas

In her basket, the Purple

Flesh Maracas

7:40 am April, 26 Douche Wayne said...

The Winklevoss Twins

cut loose after a tough day

counting their money.

7:44 am April, 26 Douche Wayne said...

Sal had a stroke from

doing Carrey impression

for seven months straight.

7:45 am April, 26 Douche Wayne said...

Didn’t their mothers

tell them if they made that face

it would freeze that way?

8:15 am April, 26 Douche Wayne said...

Even the disguise

worn by douchebags to hide their

douche are quite douche-y.

8:45 am April, 26 DarkSock said...

George Jones has died, Son.

He Stopped Loving Her Today;

His gyroscope quit.

8:49 am April, 26 DarkSock said...

Dammit the Haikus
Just aren’t the same when RevChad’s
M.I.A. from Booze

9:19 am April, 26 Vin Douchal said...

The crowds leaves in droves

As Hard Rock experiments

With overblown kitsch

9:20 am April, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Lucha Libre team

Accustomed to getting pinned

Fondle different pins

9:22 am April, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Look at dude on right

Is it racist when black guy

Performs in “Green Face”?

9:24 am April, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Yeah, yuck it up now

But when she sees your green coccks

She’ll diddle shaker

9:35 am April, 26 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Mom says ‘eat your greens!’

She took that too seriously

Good luck green fellas

10:13 am April, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Reality Show

Herpes: The Deadliest Catch

Turns your Peen green, too

11:10 am April, 26 Bag em, Tag em said...

SOMEBODY STOP ME!

MASKing our pain from this Bleeth

Our groins are SSSMOKIN

11:14 am April, 26 Bag em, Tag em said...

A Zoot Suit Riot

Trixie has nice Maracas

But cant shake douchebags

11:17 am April, 26 creature said...

Shelly held captive

a victim of por hygiene

yeast infection LIVES!

11:20 am April, 26 creature said...

…uh, make that ‘poor’ as I pour more Makers!

11:20 am April, 26 creature said...

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Irishers!

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