Friday, April 26, 2013
Friday Haiku
She’d never forget
That day her boogers became
Sentient beings.
She shakes maracas
After gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
— UFO Destroyers
The Tsarnaev brothers
Tried to go incognito
On their way to Hell
— DoucheyWallnuts
The Winklevoss Twins
cut loose after a tough day
counting their money.
— Douche Wayne
Reality Show
Herpes: The Deadliest Catch
Turns your Peen green, too
— DoucheyWallnuts
Tanning bed mishap
result unnatural hue
No masks in this pic.
Simply put, worst porn
Film ever to be made in
History of porn!
Remake of The Mask
With Zoot Suit wearing twin bros
Double-teaming Bleeth
She shakes maracas
After gyroscope was put
In her monkey hole.
The Tsarnaev brothers
Tried to go incognito
On their way to Hell
About 12 minutes
Later her face will be glazed
With green peen jello
They put Maracas
In her basket, the Purple
Flesh Maracas
The Winklevoss Twins
cut loose after a tough day
counting their money.
Sal had a stroke from
doing Carrey impression
for seven months straight.
Didn’t their mothers
tell them if they made that face
it would freeze that way?
Even the disguise
worn by douchebags to hide their
douche are quite douche-y.
George Jones has died, Son.
He Stopped Loving Her Today;
His gyroscope quit.
Dammit the Haikus
Just aren’t the same when RevChad’s
M.I.A. from Booze
The crowds leaves in droves
As Hard Rock experiments
With overblown kitsch
Lucha Libre team
Accustomed to getting pinned
Fondle different pins
Look at dude on right
Is it racist when black guy
Performs in “Green Face”?
Yeah, yuck it up now
But when she sees your green coccks
She’ll diddle shaker
Mom says ‘eat your greens!’
She took that too seriously
Good luck green fellas
Reality Show
Herpes: The Deadliest Catch
Turns your Peen green, too
SOMEBODY STOP ME!
MASKing our pain from this Bleeth
Our groins are SSSMOKIN
A Zoot Suit Riot
Trixie has nice Maracas
But cant shake douchebags
Shelly held captive
a victim of por hygiene
yeast infection LIVES!
…uh, make that ‘poor’ as I pour more Makers!
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Irishers!