Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Gettin' Back in the Mockin' Spirit

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Because if you can’t mock greased up jackbags and oggle party hotts on a daily blog, then the terrorists have no uvula.

# posted by douchebag1
6:59 am April, 16 Douchble Helix said...

They won’t win.

7:14 am April, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

In a nod to her low-self esteem, Bad Nose Job Bonnie always gravitates towards short, ugly bald men with embarrassing tattoos.

7:14 am April, 16 DarkSock said...

Dirk soon discovered that Shelia had a “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Cervix policy”.

7:28 am April, 16 Charles Douchewin said...

HIS:

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http://egotvonline.com/2011/07/06/smiling-monkey-photos/

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HERS:

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Her earrings are made from the vertebrae of the last douche that posed with her.

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Species!

8:13 am April, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Is there a senior tour of the male stripper circuit, cause It looks like crazy eyes Jared of the Greazepitz is about ready for it.

9:05 am April, 16 creature said...

epic dump indeed, boss, for jackbag resembles a lumpy log…Jenny, on the otherhand, looks like she just might call you back after you ‘Superman the Ho’!

9:24 am April, 16 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

He’s gayer than a Richard Simmons butt plug.

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.Her day job is standing in for that blonde dominatrix giant who kicked Coster-Waldau’s (Jaime Lannister) ass in Game of Thrones.

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.Just thought you’d like to know.

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Dinklages

9:48 am April, 16 Morbo said...

Is that one of those cardboard cutout things you see at the boardwalk, where you put your head over a picture of somebody’s body and they snap a picture and it comes out like you’re in Time Magazine? Or in this case, Pudwack Weekly?

Looks weird. The bodies and heads just seem … off.

Also, doesn’t anybody where a fuckin’ shirt at these clubs? What happened to “No shirt, no shoes, no service?”

12:28 pm April, 16 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

She looks like that young mailroom girl who keeps yapping about how she will get a certificate in medical code entry all the while you contemplate whether banging her is worth losing your job over.

12:47 pm April, 16 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Her: big ole gal-type naturals + child rearin’ hips = fun times.

Him: agree with ^ comment. He looks v. gay.

Back to her: I’d like to jiggle her jugs.

5:33 pm April, 16 Guid is Good said...

“Crazy Eyes Killa” (real name is Jared) has never really forgiven his Mum for leaving him in the creche at the paint thinners factory between 1989 and 1994.

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Bonnie looks indestructible but I would like to try.

7:14 pm April, 16 Douchble Helix said...

Agreed that the heads looked badly photoshopped.

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Kudo to Guid for the first “Curb” reference on HCwDB.

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