Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Herpster Elijah Gets Down with 30s Hott Karen At an Annoying Bar in Sheboygan
Unearned Dog Tags on Herpsters with extensive vinyl collections and no TVs.
Still out there.
Still douchey.
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Unearned you say? Elijah has the look of a guy who did three tours in Iraq and is finishing his third in Afghanistan. Or does he work at Circle K? Forgot.
Yes she is hott. And Karen has the chewed fingernail action I like… why? Psychobabble tells us it’s due to an oral fixation. Oral , I says
Her hand around the douche’s neck is signaling his penis size to her sistas.
…smelly & with irrelevant ink too…karen has humped at least 2 of his pals on week nights!
Karen, looking to get back at her husband Brad who she caught drilling the baby-sitter, hooks up with Elijah the last employee from the last Blockbuster in the greater Columbus area. Elijah was voted to the Rewind Hall of Fame in 2003 when he was a sophomore at Columbus Downtown High, but it’s been all downhill since then. Despite several failed drug tests, Elijah managed to hang onto his job at the last Blockbuster open west of New Albany, OH.
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He met Karen when she came in looking for copies of “Ghost’, and “Peggy Sue Got Married,” to rent in the aftermath of seing her husband dicking the 18-year old baby sitter. Dicking, I says. Elijah sensed her vulnerability and pounced. And by sensed her vulnerability I mean Karen grabbed his schwantz with both hands and stuck her tongue down his troat.
I hope Karen used some strong mouthwash after that episode.
Eugene Sleepimann sighted. 3 bottles malternative alcohol in 4 hours must be too much for his system.
30s Hott Karen knows the clock is ticking. Relax Karen, things aren’t this desperate just yet.
I can only conclude Karen has mistaken this punch-worthy herpster for a Stripper Pole.
30s Hott Karen’s bestie just told her about the switch two hours ago.
Herpster Elijah earned his dog tags at barista basic training.
T’was a MILFy hott babe from Sheboygan
Ex-husband saw hookers for noggin
If she’d just swallowed loads
Wouldn’t get stuck with choads
Her love life would stop scraping bottom
Been to Sheboygan. Karen must be Miss Sheboygan cause most of the broads up there are weighing in at about a deuce and a half, covered with bad tatts and the only sausage they are thinking about getting are actual bratwurst.
Herpster Elijah had an original thought once. It involved a warm bath, a PBR laced with quaaludes, and an ironic barber’s razor sharpened on naughahyde.
Herpster Elijah zodiak sign is Velveeta
Herpster Elijah’s dog tags read: “If found unconscious kick repeatedly in the testicles”
Herpster Elijah is tired of being asked if he’s Kenny G, replying, “That dudes buff, I don’t look anything like him”