Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Herpster Frankie Designs Apps That Are Totally Gonna Make Him Millions

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Most of Herspter Frankie’s apps won’t fly in a competitive marketplace.

But “Booblocater” has an outside chance of being acquired by Facebook.

# posted by douchebag1
2:47 pm April, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

One of his apps is called “Vinyl Wars.”

2:49 pm April, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His first app was kind “Facial Handlebars.”

2:49 pm April, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His facebook app is called “Scarfville”

2:50 pm April, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The girls know him for his new app “Faggle”. It’s like Scabble, but with cocks.

3:16 pm April, 16 Tits McGee said...

A bit of life experience has taught me that if a girl has her navel pierced more than once, she will totally allow you to film you Jackson Pollocking her fake tits, and if a guy has his navel pierced more than nonce, he will totally tell you everything about why he thinks that bisexuality is a legitimate thing on a smoke break at Texas Land and Cattle.

3:20 pm April, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Frankie need to download the Gym Locator app.

3:27 pm April, 16 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Yeapin’ Yiminey!

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.I haven’t seen tits that big on faces that ugly since my days of cadging $5 lap dances at Larry’s Villa from strippers working a barely-lit room over-crusted with the smell of old semen, Mary Kay cosmetics and stale beer.

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For a double sawbuck you could get a hand job.

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.True fact

3:29 pm April, 16 Fish Slap said...

Rev @ 2:50 FTW.

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I don’t quite know what that means, but it’s hilarious.

4:17 pm April, 16 The Dude said...

Those huge tits are really really bignacious boobies!

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Bignificence

4:28 pm April, 16 DarkSock said...

One of his apps is “Sunken Chest Locator”.

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It leads you to him.

4:58 pm April, 16 hermit said...

One of his apps is a game called “Angry Neck Rash.”

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It’s like Angry Birds with oozing neck rash instead of birds.

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And shit

5:37 pm April, 16 Guid is Good said...

That reminds me. Time to pick up the kids from the bouncy castle.

6:07 pm April, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I don’t know who did that bombing, but very impressed by civilian, volunteer, first responder, clergy, etc. stories of blind heroism. Cause that is the way I roll.. and shit. I’m gonna go smoke a doob in their honour and shit.

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I have a new app on these fucking iMac and MacBook and i Phone and iPad shit the wife made me learn during my indentured servitude working for her firm. It’s called “Fuck off Sync and Siri and just fuuuuck ooooofffffffff.”

6:08 pm April, 16 DixieRecht said...

Looks like his chest tatt says “Pride”

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Doesn’t that mean he’s a Crisco Cowboy?

6:28 pm April, 16 Douchble Helix said...

It’s like someone Frankensteined those two broads together, and gave the one Jimmy Durante’s face.

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Which is kind of mean, actually.

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Mr. Walnuts, got any stories about The Ol’ Shnozzola?

6:29 pm April, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

One of his Apps is obviously NOT “Tranny Locator.”

6:30 pm April, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

One of his Apps is obviously NOT “Smells Like Herring Locator.”

6:32 pm April, 16 Douchble Helix said...

If I Googled shit right, RAFT UP! is at Lake Cumberland, Kentucky.

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Sister fuckers.

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http://www.lakecumberlandraftup.com/gallery/

7:00 pm April, 16 Douchble Helix said...

Oh, and BOOBIES!

7:31 pm April, 16 ehcuodouche said...

Each of her boobs has its own zip code.

7:31 pm April, 16 ehcuodouche said...

If you motorboated her it would crack your skull.

7:32 pm April, 16 ehcuodouche said...

They found the Donner Party, Amelia Earhart and the Lost Colony of Roanoake in her cleavage.

7:48 pm April, 16 DarkSock said...

@ Douchable Helix:

I’ve seen this image before:
son
Hmmmmm….where was it?
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Ah yes. The HIV virus.
boy
“EVERYONE OUT OF THE WATER!!!”
maws

8:26 pm April, 16 Jacques Doucheteau said...

You don’t motorboat those gozongas. You frigate them.

9:19 pm April, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sometimes when you get really drunk and stoned on a work night, the world seems a better place. If you drink and smoke late enough you can be stoned and a bit drunk all the live long day………………Son. But you have to avoid driving all the time cause the commie big government has you Lojacked, Man. There is no privacy anymore, Dude. Big Brother is here Mano.

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In a time among other times is a remote outpost in another sector. The Red Barchetta sails along like a cool old motorcar until you have that dream where you could have made a better decisiion in the past and your teeth start falling out while the Dream Bank cheque bounces and you peed the luggage once on a trip and the memories haunt your night and you wake repeatedly in cold and hot sweats and chug some DM and Clonazepam and a Benedryl pill and smoke a doob and chug some beers to try to get to sleep.

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I am that dream. Son.

9:45 pm April, 16 ehcuodouche said...

You don’t frigate those gazongas, you QE2 them.

10:27 pm April, 16 creature said...

….fuck yeah, rev!

10:28 pm April, 16 creature said...

…I had that dream, but, I was nekkid…& only embarrassed for those who saw me… ‘n shit…sons

1:42 am April, 17 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Those bazoomas probably don’t drop a fraction of an inch when unhostered. Also, My Puniverse needs a steak and a workout.

1:47 am April, 17 Doctor Magnifico! said...

ps Herpster Frankie is just a cock holster.

7:14 am April, 17 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

You don’t QE2 those gazongas, you Oil Tanker them!

7:46 am April, 17 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d submarine those tits with my twin depth charges after I’d mastered her Essex-class cleavage with my commander.

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.Ticonderogas

7:47 am April, 17 UFO Destroyers said...

Of course, this is in my part of the country. Looking at the Raft Up event pictures, I’m glad I’m not a boating person. Lots of questionable life decisions going on in those pics.

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Gotta give Herpster Frankie some credit–Ukrainian and Honduran mail order girlfriends will do anything considering they don’t really understand what his tat really signifies.

11:09 am April, 17 Douche Wayne said...

They are the Wendy Fiore and Jordan Carver to his Luke WIlson. Kinda.

1:45 pm April, 17 Bflak said...

What is up with the chick on the left’s head? Way, way too small for her body. Or maybe it’s not her head that’s too small.

9:58 pm April, 17 Doctor Magnifico! said...

^ Word. Perhaps it’s PumpkinHead’s kid sister. Bloody PumpkinHead, betcha he bowls from the pavilion end.

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