Monday, April 15, 2013

Like Hand Gestures For Hot Chicks

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Got a lotta posts in the post-hamper ready for a week of mock here at the ole’ HCwDB, your friend through good times and extended economic recessions.

Like this one. Snarl Stu runs with the Goose with proverbial post-recession posthaste postulation.

Posthumously.

Markie Post.

# posted by douchebag1
7:15 am April, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

These two set off the Tranny Light and the Retard Light, respectively.

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Markie Post was the tits. Dd she die?

9:03 am April, 15 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Posthaste preventive pretentious pretend copulation is more like it .

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. The Old Choad always appreciates the sight (and/or feel) of young chippies shaking their fully-clothed hindquarters in his direction. (a stripper move BTW, that was first adopted by the lower orders in the early 90s as part of the African-American “party culture” – see Kid ‘n Play’s “House Party” – and then seeped into middle (read: white, middle class) America as something that was safe, almost PG-rated, fun, when it was and always will be the miming of a woman/girl invited a turgid phallus to be rammed up her ass….or, at the very least, to do the slam dance doggy-style.

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.That last was quite a sentence, but then again, watching suburban girls acting like anal-craving stripper/whores is quite a sight, too.

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.Quite a sight too, I says.

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Humbert Humberts

9:47 am April, 15 Vin J Douchal said...

Her hips squashing into his junk have caused a transmission. A transmission, I says

9:53 am April, 15 UFO Destroyers said...

@DW–I don’t think she’s dead. Just her career. Unless you count straight to Lifetime movies.

9:56 am April, 15 Charles Douchewin said...

A cursory comparative evolutionary perspective reveals they’re not dancing.

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This is dancing.

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10:50 am April, 15 DouchYouWannaDance said...

“Posthumously. Markie Post”?

She’s not dead (AFAIK). You almost gave me a heart attack, DB1!

12:24 pm April, 15 Merle Baggard said...

My friend’s parents had Markie Post over to their house for dinner when he was about 13. She was nice to him and talked to him for a few hours. He is still in love with her.

2:15 pm April, 15 Wheezer said...

Markie Post is a goddess. Lifetime membership in the HoH!

12:22 pm April, 16 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Snarl Stu is pinching off a loaf-the whole plce cleared out after he had a steaming turd bulging out of his skinny jeans

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