Sunday, April 28, 2013

Lil' Dickie Sums Up Being in Your 20s

Story of my life, Lil’ Dickie. Story of my life. Except for the ending. Well, sometimes. I did have my moments.

# posted by douchebag1
10:05 am April, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

I always try for the right eye when suggested I can bust one in the facial region.

10:48 am April, 28 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Been there, done all that….so glad those days are long gone.

10:53 am April, 28 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

…and by “days are gone” I mean I no longer have penile envy nor do I (intentionally) ejaculate into women’s eyes.

11:39 am April, 28 creature said...

…really think gals expect you to come on their face only in porn…& at Caligula’s Palace & Bukkake Salon just north of the strip & shit

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11:50 am April, 28 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Roger that @creature….although I’ve known a few crazy chicks who (with the right intoxicants) were up for ANYTHING.

5:19 pm April, 28 Douchble Helix said...

They’re all crazy.

7:42 pm April, 28 The Dude said...

No, that’s just horrible. He’s pitchy. Auto tune, dumb fuck.

9:08 pm April, 28 Vin J Douchal said...

Nice Pear gif:

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12:44 am April, 29 creature said...

lil dickie, it gets worse…wait til she squirts out a kid from that slit which was once the size of a peach pit…now that’s a gap to fill!

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