Thursday, April 25, 2013
Love in the Time of Pec Shave
Vegas.
Where nice girls like Bailey go to down some jello shots with her girls, play the slots, and make out with a creepy dude with lip fung who likes to wear underwear that resembles late 80s Jasper Johns.
Yikes! He looks like that boil on my ass popped and took a human form. I shoulda lanced it sooner instead of letting it fester
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Colorectal
She’s sweet in a likes rough sex kind of way. Always bareback, she says. And may I note, matronly arms.
He looks like Mark McGrath fucked Ellen Degeneres but all the failed Tijuana abortion accomplished was fucking up his folicles and creating a lead burn birthmark on his mouth
Dude’s hair looks like Cameron Diaz’s when she used spunk for hair gel in “There’s Something About Mary.”
Bailey, when he says its just a cold sore. ITS NOT !
DIY peroxide fauxhawk hair loss FTW.
I just farted and it smells what this guy looks like.
There’s Something About Larry.
…yup, Larry is greeted as he emerges from Caligula’s Palace Bukkake Pit…just north of the Strip
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tossers
“Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?”
She’s fleshy fun. He has the same skin as a fetal pig.