Thursday, April 25, 2013

Love in the Time of Pec Shave

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Vegas.

Where nice girls like Bailey go to down some jello shots with her girls, play the slots, and make out with a creepy dude with lip fung who likes to wear underwear that resembles late 80s Jasper Johns.

# posted by douchebag1
2:35 pm April, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Yikes! He looks like that boil on my ass popped and took a human form. I shoulda lanced it sooner instead of letting it fester

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Colorectal

2:39 pm April, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s sweet in a likes rough sex kind of way. Always bareback, she says. And may I note, matronly arms.

3:08 pm April, 25 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like Mark McGrath fucked Ellen Degeneres but all the failed Tijuana abortion accomplished was fucking up his folicles and creating a lead burn birthmark on his mouth

3:09 pm April, 25 Tits McGee said...

Dude’s hair looks like Cameron Diaz’s when she used spunk for hair gel in “There’s Something About Mary.”

3:27 pm April, 25 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Bailey, when he says its just a cold sore. ITS NOT !

4:16 pm April, 25 Guid is Good said...

DIY peroxide fauxhawk hair loss FTW.

8:35 pm April, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I just farted and it smells what this guy looks like.

8:47 pm April, 25 The Dude (remote loc) said...

There’s Something About Larry.

5:15 am April, 26 creature said...

…yup, Larry is greeted as he emerges from Caligula’s Palace Bukkake Pit…just north of the Strip

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tossers

6:22 am April, 26 Douche Wayne said...

“Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?”

8:51 am April, 26 DarkSock said...

She’s fleshy fun. He has the same skin as a fetal pig.

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