Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Mellonhead Wong Offers Redundant Point

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Okay, I’m probably being a little harsh making fun of Mellonhead Wong’s mellon head. After all, he’s not so douchey. Kinda okay. Borderline nottadouche and goinpeace.

But as Hashem offers us mere mortals the path to spiritual Halakhic enlightenment via Kim’s Belly Button Dangle Thingy (BBDT), I am not one to quibble.

# posted by douchebag1
11:19 am April, 16 douche equis said...

Are you suggesting he looks like Andrew Mellon? Because I don’t see it. To me his melon does not look like a Mellon.

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Her melons on the other hand, well, preferably on both hands . . .

11:37 am April, 16 creature said...

yeah, his head is round as a crenshaw melon, but, other than indicating IQ & schlong size with index finger, mh is pretty harmless

11:43 am April, 16 FredN. said...

You can actually see into her panties, at that angle.

Very nice

11:49 am April, 16 DarkSock said...

I got a dangly-boom-boom for her belly button. Son.

12:12 pm April, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If you have never had a thin Asian mix with a killer body and reasonable fake ones give you the Hawaiian Head Treatment you are missing something.

12:14 pm April, 16 FredN. said...

Note how DoucheyWallnuts avoids using ‘she’ and ‘her’ pronouns in his descriptions of what we are all missing.

12:23 pm April, 16 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Ladyboys have never been my thing.

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I don’t much care for her either.

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Bangkoks (aka: Krung­thep­maha­nakorn­amorn­ratana­kosin­mahintar­ayutthay­amaha­dilok­phop­noppa­ratrajathani­burirom­udom­rajaniwes­mahasat­harn­amorn­phimarn­avatarn­sathit­sakkattiya­visanukamprasits)

12:24 pm April, 16 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

If you thump on his head you would hear that dull thud that means 1) the melon is ripe, 2) leave it on the vine for another week, or 3) you need to hit him harder becasue you have not cracked his skull

12:51 pm April, 16 Douchble Helix said...

While she’s doing the body lean away from him, she’s still giving the mook a great smile for the pic.

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Thumbs up to the HC!!!

1:05 pm April, 16 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Yeah, but … Those titties may have their own plastic vertebrate. I recently had my first bolt-on experience. Man the memory of it is burned into my mind like a corrosive chemical.

1:26 pm April, 16 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Bolt-on tittays are are about as sexy as a ladyboy with a hard on..

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.But there will always be a market for those jamokes who value quantity over quality….and the brainless bimbos who service them.

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.Veblens

1:33 pm April, 16 FoghornLeghorn said...

That poor, small girl on the far right just broke into tears when she realized what her life has become.

1:52 pm April, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Is it me or is she lifting her leg as though she just ripped some Kimchi fueled flatulence?

2:15 pm April, 16 Hermit said...

Tranny?

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If loving her is wong, I don’t want to be wight.

2:22 pm April, 16 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Notta, goinpeace, and tap the bat snot out of Kim.

5:27 pm April, 16 Guid is Good said...

This could be the best 300 baht he has ever spent. I get his point.

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