Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Old Dudes with Cameras Oggle a Mocha Hott

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In a related story, Kenny Rogers.

# posted by douchebag1
7:15 am April, 23 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Menwholooklikekennyrogers should not be ogling mocha hotts. Instead, they should be ogling Dolly Parton’s pendulous breasts whilst pondering when to hold them and when to fold them.

7:23 am April, 23 Douchble Helix said...

They’s old, not dead.

7:57 am April, 23 The Dude said...

Oggling hotties keeps you young. At least I hope so.

8:23 am April, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I thought it was Michael McDonald of the Doobie Brothers fame.

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She has some kinda deep navel, this here dame. I would imagine her mulatto (respect) complexion has given the Rev serious wood. And by serious wood, I mean he’s likely to work through the haze of his hangover and doobage to rub one out whilst his dog watches.

8:52 am April, 23 Vin Douchal said...

She looks like Lola Falana fucked Latoya Jackson while they were injesting super baby making hormonal, steroidal, fertilital, experimental stuff from Columbia. She is wicked bangable.

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Which is another way to say that Rev Chad would gladly pay $200, Canadian, to fill her belly button with his eclair filling

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Ruby Dees

8:59 am April, 23 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

I think that navel qualifies as a 4th penetratable orifice.

9:41 am April, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That is one hot Mullattoo (respect). She’s giving me wood and I would pay 250 Quatloos to fill her belly button with my log lube.

10:27 am April, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Mocha Hott’s naval can yodel Bring The Funk in three languages

10:28 am April, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Mocha Hott’s naval can store 95 % of Jay Leno’s car collection. To fit them all , the Model T and Batmobile each occupy a butt cheek

10:29 am April, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Mocha Hott’s naval was used for U.S. Senate sessions during renovations

10:30 am April, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Mocha Hott’s naval is equipped with Dolby Surround 7.1

10:31 am April, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Mocha Hott’s naval nurtured a newborn joey when mama kangeroo died during childbirth

10:42 am April, 23 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Mocha Hott’s naval rivals Lucrezia Borgia’s for pasta-shape inspiration.

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.Tortellinis

11:04 am April, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Mocha Hott’s naval can kegel a bushel of Quahogs during a Zumba class with zero spillage. Zero spillage, I says

2:03 pm April, 23 Wheezer said...

Even the brunette sitting behind the old guys is contemplating offering some fries with that shake.

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