Monday, April 8, 2013

Props to the 'Sock!!

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I’m back, bitches!! Walkabout: enlightening like a Don Draper doorway. Tasty HoHos?: Consumed. Alcoholism: like a rusty steak knife cutting through a well aged steak.

Props to the great DarkSock (not pictured) for a week well handled in driving the ole’ HCwDB bus.

This deserves an 80s Slow clap.

And, of course, an image of an unholy rockerscrote mugging a sweet poodle pooch hottie globble fondle.

Also, I think I finally fixed the damn mysterious bug that was crashing the site everyday. Who knows? I’m holding this leaky ship together with duct tape and spittle at this point. But we may be operating at 100% again.

So I got that going for me.

# posted by douchebag1
7:25 am April, 8 Dickie Fingers said...

I nominate her for the hall of hot. Say it slowly honey Mrs. Dick Fingers.

7:26 am April, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Darksock is a rare breed, like a priest who doesn’t molest young boys, a Vegas Bleeth without tatts and fake boobs or a politician not on the take.

7:44 am April, 8 Wheezer said...

Please let that not be Meytal Cohen in the photo…..

7:46 am April, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Darksock is a rare breed, like a sailor, after an extended shore leave in south east Asia, who didn’t get crabs.

9:01 am April, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I enjoy bleeths who have that touch of Asian in ‘em. And by enjoy I mean ejaculate.

9:10 am April, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Darksock is a rare breed, like the 65-year old gay guy without O-ring issues. O-ring issues, I says.

9:23 am April, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Darksock is a rare breed, like a literate Viking blasted on mead

9:39 am April, 8 Dickie Fingers said...

Darksock is a rare breed like the Captain of the Costa Concordia blasted on mead.

9:43 am April, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Darksock is a rare breed, like a 20 something who can actually carry on a verbal conversation for more then 5 minutes without being distracted by incoming, banal texts.

9:44 am April, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Darksock is a rare breed, like the Kardashian girls banging white dudes.

9:47 am April, 8 The Dude said...

DarkSock is a rare breed, like Kate Upton on Meet the Press. Without the tits and related hottness, of course.

9:48 am April, 8 The Dude said...

DarkSock is a rare breed, like when my duck pee’d in a chicken.

9:51 am April, 8 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Dark Sock is a rare breed, like a sportscaster who doesn’t use the word “unbelievable” to describe everything.

9:51 am April, 8 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Dark Sock is a rare breed, like a hott who doesn’t think everything is “amazing!”

9:52 am April, 8 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Dark Sock is a rare breed, like an Italian sea captain that can actually dock a ship.

9:55 am April, 8 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Dark Sock is a rare breed, like that secretary who waxed my weenie under my desk once. Waxed my weenie, I says.

9:58 am April, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Dark Sock is a rare breed, like large natural breastessesszz on a Bleeth

10:01 am April, 8 Dickie Fingers said...

Darksock is a rare breed, like a bleeth with pubes.

10:18 am April, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Darksock is a rare breed, like an NBA player without several illegitimate kids and a lengthy rap sheet

10:23 am April, 8 The Dude said...

Darksock is a rare breed, like a sports pundit who doesn’t keep saying “we’ve been talking about blah blah fuk’n blah”

10:25 am April, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Darksock is a rare breed, like that Herpster barrista at the local coffee shop who enjoys his/her job, smiles a lot and actually thanks you when you add to their tip jar/cup.

10:30 am April, 8 Charles Douchewin said...

Darksock is a rare breed, like a federal government that legalizes weed.

10:35 am April, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Darksock is a rare breed, like Stackhouse speaking respectfully of broads and left handed Jew (Respect) lawyers

10:37 am April, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Darksock is a rare breed, like Mongor or E-Blo smiling whenst their photo is being taken.

10:40 am April, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Darksock is a rare breed, like a hetero Zyzz and or ChestBrah plus their devotees/minions.

10:58 am April, 8 Dickie Fingers said...

Darksock is a rare breed, like Stackhouse eating beef.

11:08 am April, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Darksock is a rare breed, like an Alabama school girl who says No to her cousin.

11:14 am April, 8 DarkSock said...

Darksock is a rare breed, like an unmicturated Clydesdale in Biloxi

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wait…

11:20 am April, 8 Everyone's Favorite said...

DarkSock is a rare breed, like a man who appreciates his women for their intelligence and personality over their boob size.

11:22 am April, 8 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Darksock is a rare breed, like that animal that is culled for Porch Beef.

11:24 am April, 8 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

And I was thinkin’. There are a Lot of bags on this site that deserve slow Clap. But then again, they pro’lly already got theirs.

11:48 am April, 8 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Would Fast Actin’ Tinactin help with slow Clap?

11:52 am April, 8 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Sweet poodle quartasian pooch pear has small, firm tits that this rusty old blade would like to fondle.

12:55 pm April, 8 Crucial Head said...

Darksock is a rare breed, like a solid Olestra dump.

12:56 pm April, 8 Crucial Head said...

Darksock is a rare breed, like an architect who’s not alcoholic.

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