Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Retro Hollywood: Iron Boy and a Pony

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Last night’s Bro Hitler pic made my Jewy ass feel guilty about pulling a Godwin. So I took it down. Because Dayenu.

So instead, here’s a pic from the late 80s or early 90s of Iron Boy with a Pony.

# posted by douchebag1
6:22 am April, 10 Guid is Good said...

So a horse with a perm walks into a bar…

6:35 am April, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This picture illustrates the “Wallnuts Youth Bleeth Axiom,” which states that youth is in fact responsible for a bleeth’s level of attractiveness, and also in fact can mask hideousness.
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Also, this photo explains why RD2 was a drunk and drug addict.

7:56 am April, 10 Troy Tempest said...

Jewy ass? At least you didn’t have Louie for an ancestor.

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8:12 am April, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I peed in a prophet’s beard once.

8:24 am April, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

If person lacks talent, looks, and any type of charisma… what is it that the makes them a star? Hollywood seems intent on thrusting overt Jewishness into our collective faces like a giant, circumcised peener, and skull fuccing us until we become accustomed enough to it to loose our gag reflex, even if we never necessarily enjoy it.

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That’s what SJP is. A veiny, circumcised phallus… turgid and rank… pushing aside society’s uvula and spurting semitism deep into our esophogi.

8:26 am April, 10 Troy Tempest said...

SJP doesn’t resemble a horse. She resembles a foot.

8:30 am April, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’d say SJP looks like a wet labradoodle, but she lacks a dogs inherent cuteness.

8:46 am April, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

RDJ has been acting for so long, he has finally learned how to do it a little bit. Not a lot, but I didn’t puke blood during the Avengers.

8:47 am April, 10 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Come on guys….and by “guys” I mean fellow perverts….SJP is a cute gal and a good little actress. She’s not my cup of Manischewitz either, but there’ll be a market for jewfro’d, skinny-legged, flat-chested, knobby-knee’d, anorexic exhibitionists. (although I’m more of a Mia Sara fan myself)

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8:50 am April, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I am in full agreement with Troy. She looks like a foot. A foot with bunions and hammer toes with a bit of diabetic neuropathy. Fuck I hate these two but I bet they were tripping balls that night.

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I am also in full agreement with Dude McCrude about the ratio of Jews to gentiles in Hollywood. But as we all know, I own three Jewesses and a Jew Golden Retreiver named Bunny, so I’m not one to judge particularly due to my non-celebration of Pasach with my fundamentalist Christian Jews for Jesus.

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Mordechai

9:13 am April, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I banged a jewish girl once. Or one jewish girl, but a lot of times. She looked like Mila Kunis. I finally had to stop because she figured I was never going to be a doctor, and she could only ever be serious with a doctor. True frickin’ story.

9:37 am April, 10 Vin Douchal said...

You guys are fucking nuts, fucking nuts I says. Me likes SJP

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She was wicked hott in L.A. Story and was the perfect comedic foil for Steve Martin.

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And , Man Card be damned, I watched that Sex and the City show and liked it. Sure, she makes some fer shit movies and is super annoying on talk shows , but if she’s a horse I’d ride her like 50-1 filly at Santa Anita in a muddy turf race boxed with the favorite in the exacta. To the finish line.

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Finish on her face line

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Bafferts

9:48 am April, 10 Vin Douchal said...

I’ll bet none of you guys complain when Emmy Rossum pulls her baps out on screen

9:51 am April, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Pretty sure you don’t bitch about Emmanuelle Chriqui being a memeber of the tribe

9:58 am April, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Or her lesbian strip dance in Elektra Luxx

10:13 am April, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Vin: I’m pretty sure Emmanuelle Chriqui is not even the same species as SJP. By your logic, Ruth Bader Ginsburg is also bangable. And that, son, is not any logic I want to be a part of.

10:19 am April, 10 Dickie Fingers said...

Vin 9:37 FTW

10:52 am April, 10 Doctor Magnifico! said...

I admit to a secret desire to nail SJP. I’d give it to her deep and long. I now feel soiled, but it was worth it.

2:29 pm April, 10 Douchble Helix said...

Which of course is the perfect entre’ for a Douchy Walnuts/Babs Streisand story…

2:31 pm April, 10 Douchble Helix said...

Took it down of your own volition?

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Shit, even *I* played along with BroHitler.

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Shticklegrubers.

2:44 pm April, 10 Wheezer said...

Whoa, that Derek Lutz could sure pull some tail.

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Of course, after getting the horseshoes in the chest, he may have become hooked on the subsequent prescriptions.

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Crypto-fascists.

6:03 pm April, 10 creature said...

SJP used to have a twisty little keester…tho it probably harbours a prolapsed rectum these days

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flat tyres

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