Monday, April 8, 2013

"Rodriguez Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Boobs"

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These porn parodies aren’t even trying anymore.

# posted by douchebag1
2:47 pm April, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Sock is a rare breed, like a porn star that doesn’t do anal.

3:01 pm April, 8 The Dude said...

Dark Sock is a rare breed, like a horny Phlip (Respect) that can manage keep his tongue in his mouth when the big juggs get his wee-wee going at the strip club.

3:04 pm April, 8 Wheezer said...

Those luscious boobies should be Magikist.

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That means William Bung should remove himself from their presence.

3:12 pm April, 8 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Dark Sock is a rare breed, like an overly polite Asian nerd.

3:13 pm April, 8 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Dark Sock is a rare breed, like a Disney pop princess with actual talent….or usefulness for anything but wacking material.

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.Too soon?

3:23 pm April, 8 Mr. Biggs said...

Ya know what, I can’t even fault our friend Rodriguez. Lucky SOB.

And I hope we get to see those boobies again for the Golden Globes. Now excuse me while I I go, uh, lengthen my life span a bit.

3:27 pm April, 8 Crucial Head said...

I remember the administrator checking my peripheral vision. He flashed a couple bright lights to be caught only by the corner of my eye. Then he checked my central vision with the usual garbled alphabet made into an eye chart. I passed. But the real problem was everything else. Imagine your visual field, the dimension of all that you see, shaped like a dart board. See it? I could spot the bull’s-eye and the outer ring, but the middle or inner rings, they remained a Swiss cheese of tiny blurs my brain refused to see. My cognition, like anybody’s, compensated for the small, missing pockets in between. To put it in layman’s terms, the iris had becoHOLYSHITLOOKADEMBOOOOOOOBIES!!!!11!!

3:32 pm April, 8 Charles Douchewin said...

I don’t get why they’re being shot in front of a green-screen. What more can CGI do?

3:54 pm April, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I want to triple lindy into those Winnebagos

4:43 pm April, 8 The Dude said...

Next time I get an eye exam, I want boobies as targets.

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Fighter pilots

6:20 pm April, 8 Guid is Good said...

If you rub them do you get three wishes? Or simply thrown out and beaten up by security as usual.

6:48 pm April, 8 creature said...

my whiffleballbat triggerfinger is gettin’ mighty itchy!

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designated hitters

7:28 pm April, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I have now been working for 16 hours. Not complaining! I will work for two more, STONED, Son.

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Dark Sock is a rare breed, like Reverend Chad not being drunk or stoned at 22:30 hours, Sirs.

8:31 pm April, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m drunk and stoned with the munchies at 23:30 hours. Fuck you briefcase and business casual, FUUUUUUUUUCK

YOU essential multiple fucking gadgets (I can’t figure out how to use my iPhone fucking shit ..and shit. Fuck you). Fuck you work! But it really is a great profession, if you are savant, Son. Fucking 8-22:30 hours fucking suck big Jersey cocks. Son..and shit..nepos, fucking fuck.

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