Monday, April 8, 2013
"Rodriguez Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Boobs"
These porn parodies aren’t even trying anymore.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
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- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Dark Sock is a rare breed, like a porn star that doesn’t do anal.
Dark Sock is a rare breed, like a horny Phlip (Respect) that can manage keep his tongue in his mouth when the big juggs get his wee-wee going at the strip club.
Those luscious boobies should be Magikist.
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That means William Bung should remove himself from their presence.
Dark Sock is a rare breed, like an overly polite Asian nerd.
Dark Sock is a rare breed, like a Disney pop princess with actual talent….or usefulness for anything but wacking material.
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.Too soon?
Ya know what, I can’t even fault our friend Rodriguez. Lucky SOB.
And I hope we get to see those boobies again for the Golden Globes. Now excuse me while I I go, uh, lengthen my life span a bit.
I remember the administrator checking my peripheral vision. He flashed a couple bright lights to be caught only by the corner of my eye. Then he checked my central vision with the usual garbled alphabet made into an eye chart. I passed. But the real problem was everything else. Imagine your visual field, the dimension of all that you see, shaped like a dart board. See it? I could spot the bull’s-eye and the outer ring, but the middle or inner rings, they remained a Swiss cheese of tiny blurs my brain refused to see. My cognition, like anybody’s, compensated for the small, missing pockets in between. To put it in layman’s terms, the iris had becoHOLYSHITLOOKADEMBOOOOOOOBIES!!!!11!!
I don’t get why they’re being shot in front of a green-screen. What more can CGI do?
I want to triple lindy into those Winnebagos
Next time I get an eye exam, I want boobies as targets.
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Fighter pilots
If you rub them do you get three wishes? Or simply thrown out and beaten up by security as usual.
my whiffleballbat triggerfinger is gettin’ mighty itchy!
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designated hitters
I have now been working for 16 hours. Not complaining! I will work for two more, STONED, Son.
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Dark Sock is a rare breed, like Reverend Chad not being drunk or stoned at 22:30 hours, Sirs.
I’m drunk and stoned with the munchies at 23:30 hours. Fuck you briefcase and business casual, FUUUUUUUUUCK
YOU essential multiple fucking gadgets (I can’t figure out how to use my iPhone fucking shit ..and shit. Fuck you). Fuck you work! But it really is a great profession, if you are savant, Son. Fucking 8-22:30 hours fucking suck big Jersey cocks. Son..and shit..nepos, fucking fuck.