Thursday, April 11, 2013

"Are you The Gatekeeper?"

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I don’t know about you, but this HCwDB version of the Ghostbusters scene where Zuul meets Vinz Clortho is all sorts of wrong.

I hereby object to remaking any more classic 1980s movies in a contemporary milieu.

Unless that film is “Just One of the Guys” and features CGI young Sherilyn Fenn.

# posted by douchebag1
7:22 am April, 11 Douchble Helix said...

That link is “FORBIDDEN”, chief.

9:27 am April, 11 Vin Douchal said...

With that bummin’ face and box-y body I could still find billions of reasons to fall madly , head over heels in love with Tori Spelling.

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G-d Bleeth us all, Amen.

9:39 am April, 11 DarkSock said...

“NO!”, Tori exclaimed to the Genie, “I said I wanted a man with a huge-ass cock, not a huge brass lock!”

9:40 am April, 11 DarkSock said...

@ Vin:

You sure about that? Son?
fat fat fat

9:48 am April, 11 dantegreybush said...

Holy jeeexus…did horseface, 90s asshat have a mid-life bleethis?

10:01 am April, 11 Everyone's Favorite said...

That is one gaping key hole.

10:23 am April, 11 Dickie Fingers said...

Toris’ not so bad when the moon hits her just right, at the proper distance and she has a large check tucked into her bra.

10:49 am April, 11 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Sherilyn Fenn was major wacking material 20 years ago.

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.Wacking material, I says. (NOT in the DoucheyWallnuts sense of the word)

10:50 am April, 11 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

….the only thing worth wacking at Tori Spelling is a 2X4.

10:54 am April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

What the choad said! ^^^^^Son

11:22 am April, 11 Everyone's Favorite said...

That guy looks like he needs help figuring out how to use that thing. Better call a locksmith. Hey, who here is still wanking it to pics of a young Mary Tyler Moore? Anyone? Okay just me then. #dudeswhowankittoyoungerpicturesofdeadandoldactresses.

12:48 pm April, 11 Douche Wayne said...

^ I’ve managed to seamlessly transition from young Rhonda Shear on USA to old Rhonda Shear on QVC.

12:50 pm April, 11 Douche Wayne said...

Zuul knew what it was like to be roast in the depths of a Slor that day, I can tell you.

1:02 pm April, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is that Tori Spelling or Slash with blonde hair and no top hat?

1:20 pm April, 11 Douche Wayne said...

“Boxing Helena” fucked me up. Bad. But in a good way.

1:28 pm April, 11 Wheezer said...

@’Sock, 9:40 a.m. –

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“Tori Swelling”

1:32 pm April, 11 Douchble Helix said...

No, I will *not* do a Photoshop mashup of Slash & Tori Spelling.

2:07 pm April, 11 Douchble Helix said...

Speak of the devil, from The Usual Gang Of Idiots!

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http://www.madmagazine.com/blog/2013/04/11/celebrities-without-their-makeup-vol-3

4:29 pm April, 11 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Sherilyn Fenn side boob. She gotta nice set of twin peaks there.

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She can lady my log anytime.

10:53 am April, 12 FlipFriddle said...

Don’t worry Helix, I’m on it:

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2447142/torislash7-640-80.jpg

Oh, and Sherilyn is super yummy.

11:18 am April, 12 Douchble Helix said...

FF: That’s some fine work! I would’ve only done a side by side pasting.

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But I didn’t.

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