Thursday, April 11, 2013

Somewhere in a Bar in Tallahasee, Florida…

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… Kevin enacts a Bukowski fever dream without the fever, the dream, the wit, the creativity, the introspection, the literary tradition, nor any form of poetic decantur.

But, as a substitute for cruelty tinged introspection that resonances of the spiritual crisis of life, hey, Jager shots.

# posted by douchebag1
2:18 pm April, 11 Charles Douchewin said...

See ya’ll later!

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I’m quittin’ Canada for Tallahassee.

2:32 pm April, 11 DarkSock said...

I go each month to visit my kids in Sacramento; and mind you there are some attractive ladies there. And lots of yoga pants, O my laws yes there are.

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But the ladies in the deep south…these are but two specimens. Rather nice ones.

2:37 pm April, 11 Ted Brogan said...

Well then…

2:40 pm April, 11 Everyone's Favorite said...

Y’all ladies just got skammed.

3:01 pm April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I thought yous guys may be interested to see my reaction at work today that Nancy Cowpig is back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZrdrfdAl44

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3:21 pm April, 11 Everyone's Favorite said...

Hey Rev, I made a shirt for you. It says Father of Future Bleeths and Future Grandfather of bastard Children. You can wear it when you bang your cousin.

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I understand if this one must be deleted. But in my defense he did call me a cowpig first.

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For the records

3:46 pm April, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Arched backs, sucked in stomachs, coy smiles, protruding boobies…. these girls are obvious professionals and should be commended for their dedication and hard work.

3:51 pm April, 11 The Dude said...

I like turtles, and Talahassee Hotts!!

4:13 pm April, 11 Duck Duck Douche said...

Since it’s northern Florida (aka east Alabama) it’s a sure bet that that’s mom on the left.

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I’d still do both once we took out the trash in the middle.

4:56 pm April, 11 Wheezer said...

That Stackhouse can sure cook some turkey legs…..or something.

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Hey, I wasn’t the one to call this “Tallahassee.” And the hotts are 5’4″ and 5’8″, right? I knew the stench in the middle was him…..

5:38 pm April, 11 Rev Chad on new device said...

Thanks Nancy. And FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU cowpig skank weepsterbater.

Have a bad day you cunt…and shit. Son.

7:36 pm April, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I would feature these bleeths in a Bukkakke fever dream.

8:21 pm April, 11 Ted Brogan said...

The one on the left has obviously popped out one of those things. On the other hand, the one on the right… well, I’ll be right back…

8:33 pm April, 11 DarkSock said...

Speaking of masturbating…you can ALMOST see AssPear LaPlante’s face here…
I'd pee in her butt.  Son.

8:38 pm April, 11 DarkSock said...

I KNEW she had a face…
ohh yeahhh

8:39 pm April, 11 DarkSock said...

Not that that’s important in this particular case.
couch humpers

8:49 pm April, 11 The Dude said...

Those Tallahussy hotts look very clever, and by clever I mean I want to ejaculate on their navels.

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Good sports

10:02 pm April, 11 DarkSock said...

The most awesomest thing about Southern Belles is that when you make a map of Hawaii on their tummy, or in my case, a map of South America including Tierra del Fuego, they giggle “Tee Hee Hee…Quee-Yut!!!”.

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Which results in a second renoB.

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DB1 saw how I spent my last summer. And we ogled Creole Hotts in the French Quarter years back. He knows what I’m tawkin’ ’bout.

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Southern Comforters.

10:02 pm April, 11 DarkSock said...

I peed in the French (hind) Quarter once.

10:04 pm April, 11 DarkSock said...

Oh, there’s pear north o’ the border too. Pound on, RevChad.
How did my cockk rings get on her dainty wrist?
Great White
Dainty, I says.

10:55 pm April, 11 Douchble Helix said...

The Rev at 5:38 eastern FTW.

10:56 pm April, 11 Douchble Helix said...

Honorable Mention for ‘Sock.

5:37 am April, 12 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Damn.

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I’m going to the wrong bars, I tells ya.

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Son.

5:39 am April, 12 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Since it’s northern Florida (aka east Alabama)

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Tallahassee is south Georgia. Geez, yankees, you can’t take them any where…

10:48 am April, 12 wonderdouche twin said...

I’d go to see the two of them on stage for a double header, I would even pay cover to douche wank door shit in the middle.

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