Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Tense Guy Who Points At or Near Boobs Guy

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I believe it was Salvador Dali who once said, “Tense Guy Who Points at Or Near Boobs Guy… The Fish!”

Or maybe that was this guy.

I keep forgetting. Was it when the Modernists and the Surrealists met the DaDaists by leaving an Impression, and then they all went over to the Abstract Expressionists and kicked them in the the Pop Art Postmodern balls? Or did they all just take a dump on pretentious douchey posts that occur when the DB1 had weird dreams about alpacas and had too many HoHos and can’t think of anything to write?

The fish.

# posted by douchebag1
10:50 am April, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

What the difference between a Chinese hott and a Chinese-American hott? About 8 kilograms. And she had that ridiculous chin (pun intentional) surgery that makes her look part alien.

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Someone give Droolio back his hockey helmet before he start banging his forehead on the floor again.

11:19 am April, 10 Vin Douchal said...

He’s mid-gulp from the knee to the grundle

12:40 pm April, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Must be having a drag show at the head trauma clinic for the patients.

2:11 pm April, 10 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Hot chicks with short bus riders ???? That’s just wrong.

2:33 pm April, 10 Troy Tempest said...

He talks through his nose and says stuff like:

My name is wawweee an’ my mommy says I’m ‘peshle cuz I don’t do poopies in my pants no more. This girl I’m pointing at is a princess. I asked her why her skin is so soft. She says that every saturday she goes to a house in the Valley where a bunch of guys cover her with baby batter. I didn’t know babies are baked.

4:18 pm April, 10 Guid is Good said...

I don’t think she is a real princess.

5:23 pm April, 10 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

We’ve seen these two in the site before. I’m just too f’ing lazy to look and find them.

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Slacker

5:41 pm April, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

There are two kinds of people in this world. Tense guy is neither of them.

5:51 pm April, 10 creature said...

…I believe she is the tool faerie

11:01 pm April, 11 Douchble Helix said...

You do *not* want to see Ms. Tutu without her makeup.

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And she ain’t getting past the county courthouse metal detector in that bustier.

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Innocent until proven guilties.

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