Thursday, April 25, 2013

There's Chlorine in the Gene Pool

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Better yet. Lets just flush this whole evolutionary branch and start over with the marsupials.

# posted by douchebag1
7:24 am April, 25 Misty Axe said...

I swear I flushed twice

7:46 am April, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’d pee and take a runny dump it that pool, wait it already looks like someone beat me to it.

7:54 am April, 25 UFO Destroyers said...

Good gawd. It looks like a TLC series is in the works. It will be a mix between My Big American Gypsy Wedding, Jersey Shore, America’s Worst Tattoos, and Sister Wives. Plus it will be set in Myrtle Manor. Just throw in a little Honey Boo Boo and the downfall of this great nation will be complete.

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Just nuke it from space and get it over with.

8:00 am April, 25 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Tip: Being called a “Turd” is NOT a color “challenge”.

8:03 am April, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

There’s Poo in the Poo Pool.

8:07 am April, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

What? They couldn’t fit the other 3 stages on man into the picture to get the whole evolutionary timeline in? And whose idea was it to put the wooly mammoth in the middle of the pic?

8:17 am April, 25 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Ahhhh ! Go directly to the closet of poo. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

9:26 am April, 25 Vin Douchal said...

These are Germans right? Gotta be Germans. There’s weird shit in their water. And shit

9:31 am April, 25 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Gary’s left arm has been up Ace’s ass so many times it’s worn off his tatts, but Ace’s chagrin is tempered by another (off-camera) hose-boy who has taken up the slack and brought him the fulfillment he truly needs.

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.Fulfillment, I says.

10:04 am April, 25 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

If they mated: Justin Beiber and a Monchichi.

10:19 am April, 25 creature said...

these guys package manure in 50lb bags for a living…wallow in it for fun

10:27 am April, 25 creature said...

they pile turds higher in brisbane than melbourne (pale guy)

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stoolies

11:12 am April, 25 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Some guys find a really heavy, slutily dressed girl with thigh bruises to be a big turn on.

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I don’t

11:17 am April, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Speaking of Hipster poo. http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/19/nyregion/babys-latest-going-diaperless-at-home-or-even-in-the-park.html?_r=2& I hate hipsters. “Look at me” Fuck you.

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11:41 am April, 25 FlipFriddle said...

Droppin the douches off at the pool.

Thag there on the left looks like he is trying to walk upright for the first time. Little does he know the duck lips is an evolutionary dead end.

4:22 pm April, 25 Guid is Good said...

Keep up those walking lessons. Upright is the way to go.

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Evolutionaries.

4:23 pm April, 25 Guid is Good said...

Always shower after a house fire before hitting the bars.

8:08 pm April, 25 Italodouche said...

DB1, it’s time. It’s time you looked at a nice closet space organizer for the Closet Of Poo. Turds a makin’ the place real tight yo. My concern is whther you break regulations squeezing in more turds than allowed by state law.

If not, I know a guy who knows a guy who knows this guy who can get you a great deal on a closet reno

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