Thursday, May 23, 2013

Friday Haiku

fRAIKU

Todd found out he was

Silicone Intolerant

When the seizure struck.

Don’t you worry, Todd

I have just the paddle to

Get through those mountains.

— The Dude

Someone pissed in the

Goose, Bobby Bottleservice

Took a big ol’ swig

— Capt. James T. Douche

Trish moved to LA

with starlet dreams. Now: Vegas

Selling Goose. Damn Shame.

— HCwDBnyc

 

Party scene, nightlife

Detritus of the human

Condition. With booze

— DoucheyWallnuts

She likes the hipsters

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

The coat he’s wearing

matches the one on his tongue:

both “Members Only.”

— Wheezer

# posted by Bagnonymous
11:30 pm May, 23 creature said...

todd learned the hard way

while truly fine to ogle

don’t bite the fakies!

1:40 am May, 24 I douche, therefore I am said...

Background Cleavite tops

Melonic Inflataboobs.

But still: Boobs are boobs.

3:02 am May, 24 The Dude said...

Don’t you worry, Todd

I have just the paddle to

Get through those mountains.

4:57 am May, 24 I douche, therefore I am said...

Camera hangs in

shame for dangling from hipster.

Dreams of upskirt shot.

5:24 am May, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bottle blonde tranny

Plus hipster douchebag equals

Societal loss

5:29 am May, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Odious couple

Disturbs harmony. Creates

Rift in Universe

5:33 am May, 24 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Someone pissed in the

Goose, Bobby Bottleservice

Took a big ol’ swig

6:34 am May, 24 HCwDBnyc said...

Trish moved to LA

with starlet dreams. Now: Vegas

Selling Goose. Damn Shame.

6:40 am May, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Poo hitting water

The smell of putrescence and

Failure. Nature weeps

6:46 am May, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Party scene, nightlife

Detritus of the human

Condition. With booze

6:47 am May, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

It might be a chick

Then again, it might not be…

Conundrum, I says

6:50 am May, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Check under the skirt

Before making any moves

A wise man once said

6:54 am May, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

CJTD wins!

“Big ol’ swig” blew the coffee

Straight out of my nose!

6:58 am May, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

One in the stink, none

In the pink, since she ain’t got

No pink. None, I says

7:20 am May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She likes the hipsters

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

7:21 am May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the camera

In the basket or it gets

The hose. Flashbulb hose.

7:21 am May, 24 Wheezer said...

Federal furlough

has me home; can I shake off

some haiku cobwebs?

7:22 am May, 24 Wheezer said...

‘Sock getting early

start to haiku; must have Pear

en masse to show us

7:22 am May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His jacket patch says

My other camera is a

Brownie. Poo Brownie

7:24 am May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hipster Harry just

Found out that the cock matches

The drapes. Tranny drapes.

7:24 am May, 24 Wheezer said...

Welded to torso,

camera points down; he likes

pics of his strap-ons.

7:25 am May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hipster fag thinks that

Pocket devices are tres gauche.

Raids Grandma’s attic.

7:26 am May, 24 Wheezer said...

The flash bulb is still

smaller than the watch on his

left arm. Just trust me.

7:28 am May, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Bill the Cat Scat’s gack

Is pro’lly due to piss in

his NJ bar’s Goose.

7:29 am May, 24 Wheezer said...

Tatines eau saline;

maybe he licked one after

the tequila shot.

7:31 am May, 24 Wheezer said...

Black velvet/spandex

legs at lower left; can she

stand up and show Pear?

7:35 am May, 24 Wheezer said...

She lost two fingers

in horrid scene: she “Shockered”

him; surprised, he clinched.

7:40 am May, 24 Wheezer said...

The coat he’s wearing

matches the one on his tongue:

both “Members Only.”

7:50 am May, 24 Wheezer said...

“Bottle service” means

vodka enemas followed

by a screwdriver.

7:51 am May, 24 UFO Destroyers said...

Her parents had a

dream: to die before this went

to the internet.

7:52 am May, 24 UFO Destroyers said...

His parents had a

dream: to understand why he

did not like the girls.

7:56 am May, 24 UFO Destroyers said...

“Swingers” club chains are

used to get gyroscope out

of her monkey hole.

.

Like a tractor pull

Only with more diesel fumes

and more trailer trash.

8:00 am May, 24 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Poor Todd,

Caught a whiff,

of what’s waiting,

down below,

Burma Shave!

8:19 am May, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

How do I get the

Taste of a tranny’s scrotum

Out of my mouth.

8:20 am May, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tres gauche, FTW.

8:21 am May, 24 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Fake club camera guy

with “I’ll make you famous” line

Blond bleeth falls for it

8:24 am May, 24 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Much later that night

He’s taking pictures of her

in pit with lotion

8:48 am May, 24 The Dude said...

He’s no Mick Jagger

More like a lickin’ fagger

“Eeek! It’s a woman!”

8:50 am May, 24 saulgoode42 said...

Soul singing blonde girl

Michelle Bolt-on

Sittin’ on c#ck of the day

8:51 am May, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is video

For song, “I Licked a Tranny’s Balls

and I Liked it.”

8:52 am May, 24 saulgoode42 said...

Whoops, reverse those last two lines and adjust. Re-Brain.

Soul singing blonde girl

Sittin’ on c#ck of the day

It’s Michelle Bolt-on!

8:56 am May, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He needs more vodka

To erase the horror of

Touching tranny’s junk

9:03 am May, 24 Douche Wayne said...

Todd’s mother never

warned him if he keeps making

that face it will freeze.

9:07 am May, 24 Douche Wayne said...

Photo evidence

of rich mom’s scheme hiring ‘tards

to cut Disney lines.

9:10 am May, 24 Douche Wayne said...

Trashbag version of

Kaley Cuoco makes me feel

woozy. In the pants.

9:24 am May, 24 Shaft Junk said...

Saulgoode 8:52a remix, FTW.

9:29 am May, 24 creature said...

providing clean wipes

todd waits outside of toilet

likes taste of chocolate

11:11 am May, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I don’t know what’s worse

The taste in my mouth or the

Pubes in my eye

11:12 am May, 24 The Dude said...

Sittin’ on the cocck

Of the day, watchin’ my life

A-wastin’ away

11:15 am May, 24 Bag em, Tag em said...

Freddie the Photog

trades pics for licks with Danielle

Taste of Vagisil

11:18 am May, 24 Bag em, Tag em said...

Breast Implant Betty

Brings slow cousin Ted to club

Orders douche and soda

11:20 am May, 24 Bag em, Tag em said...

^replace orders with drinks

11:20 am May, 24 creature said...

you got to be lame

to be known as the black sheep

in Gene Simmons clan

11:20 am May, 24 Bag em, Tag em said...

*must replace this gyroscope*

11:57 am May, 24 creature said...

where is the ass pear?

provide or dark sock beware

if none than prepare

to be duct taped to a chair

and shorn of all hair!

.

gives us pear now you mississippi mudflap bangin bastard!

12:45 pm May, 24 DarkSock said...

Pear takes time, Wheezer;

Now go forth with thine lotion

And fap thine self raw.

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