Thursday, May 9, 2013

A Sphincter Says, "Shriveled Nads?"

Monkey

Oh, to reference the great comedies of the pre-internet times of innocence and joyousness.

Oh, and them rocky cliffs are douchier than a post-coital Richard Grieco at an Axe Bodyspray convention.

# posted by douchebag1
9:35 pm May, 8 creature said...

sphincterhead flew outta a monkees butt

…not a monkey, but, Peter Tork

10:27 pm May, 8 Vin J Douchal said...

In the back, “Pat” Largeman pees on the fire to put it out with her new penis …. because no horse was available,……. after the gyroscope was removed from her surgically reattached monkey hole,…. and she was command to do so by Plinky’s mom labia wall echo

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Revisionists

2:08 am May, 9 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Nick GroinShaveMcCave wannabe needs a steak and a workout.

4:35 am May, 9 Guid is Good said...

Tendon Ted says, “Tendon da fuk up”.

6:11 am May, 9 DarkSock said...

Looks like someone hooked up a Vacu-Fresh vacuum sealer to Jim Carrey’s Tar-Hole.

1:41 pm May, 9 creature said...

…’Tar-Hole’ heh heh

1:46 pm May, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

When did Johnny Knoxville contract The Vapors?

2:18 pm May, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Jeff Allen©, chronicling Douchenozzles …. so you don’t have to

2:25 pm May, 9 Douche Wayne said...

Someone did, indeed, Set It and Forget It.

2:31 pm May, 9 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

His torso is so distracting you almost don’t notice her missing pelvis / gunt.

2:35 pm May, 9 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Starving African children called and wanted to donate food to these two.

3:05 pm May, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Here’s something interesting: Oiled up butt rubbing pear gif thingy . Oiled up butt rubbing pear gif thingy, I says

3:06 pm May, 9 DarkSock said...

It took 47 eggs of silly putty but Trish was able to make Fire Marshall Bill presentable for the Pool Party.

5:11 pm May, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His blood type is thick.

5:12 pm May, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tendon Ted’s brother-in-law Ligament Larry.

5:13 pm May, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

No drinking water

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

5:14 pm May, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’ll try to hot spot

Myself for Haiku Friday

Whilst travelling hard.

5:16 pm May, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lasix, and other

Diuretics. Not just for

Breakfast anymore.

5:24 pm May, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s checks out Mozart

While she does Tai-Bo. He lays

Drops of Poopiter.

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She’s not giving me a schwing.

5:47 pm May, 9 creature said...

‘Les’ is now hotter

since yard party accident

lost dick on slip-n-slide

6:14 pm May, 9 Wheezer said...

[Thursday, May 9, 2013

A Sphincter Says, “Shriveled Nads?”]

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And the first comment was dated May 8? I knew I had seen this before, so does that mean the site’s buggy again?

7:36 pm May, 9 Troy Tempest said...

we dislike hipsters. we are not alone. Watch this review of iron man3 and some stupid POS by Michael Bay. You will laugh. And learn to hate hipsters even more as they fetishise VCRs

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http://redlettermedia.com/half-in-the-bag-iron-man-3-and-pain-gain/

8:07 pm May, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

All I know is one minute I’mst watching the butt rubbing gif whilst rubbing one out, and the next thing I know I wake up in the middle of my den in a puddle a my own ejaculate. I must a gotten light headed and hit my head on the Davenport as I was lettin’ it fly. Lettin’ it fly, I says…

8:11 pm May, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Rev’s 5:24 post FTW, for every thread ever, even though I’mst not quite sure what the fuck it means.

9:49 pm May, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m too fucking old to work from 8am to midnight, fuck. Fuckit.

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Fuck hipsters and Morton Downey Jr.. Fuck Jon Favraux for making a fortune on that shit. Fuck Don Cheadle. Fuck you Iron Man ya cocksucker.

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@Douchey Wallnuts

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I thought the dude looked like the dude from Train. Mrs. Kroeger dragged me to see them at the grad student bar at one of my alma maters. They only had that first song to play so it ended up as a Led Zep cover band show with the Drops of Poopiter song. They were awesome that night. I fucked Mrs. Kroeger lovingly in the ass whilst giving her a reachround and reciprocated with savage oral ravaging. I remember because it was the first and only time I tried X. They suck. Fuck off Train and get on the train you got drug in from. And fuck those two in the picture.

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Fast and Furious 6? Fuck offf. I’m think I’m passing out. Stooooned, Son. WhenI’m really stoned and drunk I think most chicks are fuckable. I just saw that foul-mouthed Amy Schumer and think she’d be a good fatty-time fuck. I haven’t fucked a fatty in a long time. I think my typing skills are improving from the work and

10:08 pm May, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZOyYuhJOws (limited respect)

10:35 pm May, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I would bang 50 year old Carole King in the ass lovingly while reciting the Torah and buzzing her clitoris with some dirty device. Poster child for the Ashkenazi tribe. To twist the Jewfro locks around my nethers make me feel like a Tay-Sachs patient on hydromorphone and Xanax, with a side of Cymbalta and Neurontin. I better get some sleep so I remember the Fridat Haiku hosted by Mr. Sock. and shit. I’m whacked out of mt skull.

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7:03 pm May, 12 Stephanie said...

It appears that shit still floats by the pool.

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