Thursday, May 9, 2013
A Sphincter Says, "Shriveled Nads?"
Oh, to reference the great comedies of the pre-internet times of innocence and joyousness.
Oh, and them rocky cliffs are douchier than a post-coital Richard Grieco at an Axe Bodyspray convention.
sphincterhead flew outta a monkees butt
…not a monkey, but, Peter Tork
In the back, “Pat” Largeman pees on the fire to put it out with her new penis …. because no horse was available,……. after the gyroscope was removed from her surgically reattached monkey hole,…. and she was command to do so by Plinky’s mom labia wall echo
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Revisionists
Nick GroinShaveMcCave wannabe needs a steak and a workout.
Tendon Ted says, “Tendon da fuk up”.
Looks like someone hooked up a Vacu-Fresh vacuum sealer to Jim Carrey’s Tar-Hole.
…’Tar-Hole’ heh heh
When did Johnny Knoxville contract The Vapors?
Jeff Allen©, chronicling Douchenozzles …. so you don’t have to
Someone did, indeed, Set It and Forget It.
His torso is so distracting you almost don’t notice her missing pelvis / gunt.
Starving African children called and wanted to donate food to these two.
Here’s something interesting: Oiled up butt rubbing pear gif thingy . Oiled up butt rubbing pear gif thingy, I says
It took 47 eggs of silly putty but Trish was able to make Fire Marshall Bill presentable for the Pool Party.
His blood type is thick.
Tendon Ted’s brother-in-law Ligament Larry.
No drinking water
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
I’ll try to hot spot
Myself for Haiku Friday
Whilst travelling hard.
Lasix, and other
Diuretics. Not just for
Breakfast anymore.
She’s checks out Mozart
While she does Tai-Bo. He lays
Drops of Poopiter.
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She’s not giving me a schwing.
‘Les’ is now hotter
since yard party accident
lost dick on slip-n-slide
[Thursday, May 9, 2013
A Sphincter Says, “Shriveled Nads?”]
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And the first comment was dated May 8? I knew I had seen this before, so does that mean the site’s buggy again?
we dislike hipsters. we are not alone. Watch this review of iron man3 and some stupid POS by Michael Bay. You will laugh. And learn to hate hipsters even more as they fetishise VCRs
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http://redlettermedia.com/half-in-the-bag-iron-man-3-and-pain-gain/
All I know is one minute I’mst watching the butt rubbing gif whilst rubbing one out, and the next thing I know I wake up in the middle of my den in a puddle a my own ejaculate. I must a gotten light headed and hit my head on the Davenport as I was lettin’ it fly. Lettin’ it fly, I says…
Rev’s 5:24 post FTW, for every thread ever, even though I’mst not quite sure what the fuck it means.
I’m too fucking old to work from 8am to midnight, fuck. Fuckit.
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Fuck hipsters and Morton Downey Jr.. Fuck Jon Favraux for making a fortune on that shit. Fuck Don Cheadle. Fuck you Iron Man ya cocksucker.
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@Douchey Wallnuts
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I thought the dude looked like the dude from Train. Mrs. Kroeger dragged me to see them at the grad student bar at one of my alma maters. They only had that first song to play so it ended up as a Led Zep cover band show with the Drops of Poopiter song. They were awesome that night. I fucked Mrs. Kroeger lovingly in the ass whilst giving her a reachround and reciprocated with savage oral ravaging. I remember because it was the first and only time I tried X. They suck. Fuck off Train and get on the train you got drug in from. And fuck those two in the picture.
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Fast and Furious 6? Fuck offf. I’m think I’m passing out. Stooooned, Son. WhenI’m really stoned and drunk I think most chicks are fuckable. I just saw that foul-mouthed Amy Schumer and think she’d be a good fatty-time fuck. I haven’t fucked a fatty in a long time. I think my typing skills are improving from the work and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZOyYuhJOws (limited respect)
I would bang 50 year old Carole King in the ass lovingly while reciting the Torah and buzzing her clitoris with some dirty device. Poster child for the Ashkenazi tribe. To twist the Jewfro locks around my nethers make me feel like a Tay-Sachs patient on hydromorphone and Xanax, with a side of Cymbalta and Neurontin. I better get some sleep so I remember the Fridat Haiku hosted by Mr. Sock. and shit. I’m whacked out of mt skull.
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It appears that shit still floats by the pool.