Tuesday, May 14, 2013

A Whole Lotta Lumps

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I’ll say this for Veg Armstrong, aka Peter Pumpin’head and Mary Mammageddon, he sure can pick a shooter humper full of dumpster crabs.

Lets move on before I get crabs of the eyeball.

In a related story, Crabs of the Eyeball was the best novel in Piers Anthony’s Xanth series.

# posted by douchebag1
11:01 am May, 14 FlipFriddle said...

Shite, my narcissism alarm just vomited and killed itself. I can almost hear the squeeking of fake and tightened body parts.

Get some, indeed.

Gag.

11:02 am May, 14 FredN. said...

Look, I know Mary M. has already been proven to be a shemale (pre or post IDK), but yah, it would be worth a hatephuck or 2. No?

11:02 am May, 14 FlipFriddle said...

Pete Puma is not amused.

11:08 am May, 14 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

All I see is three dudes in this picture. Am I missing something?

11:10 am May, 14 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

….and how in the hell do you get a bicep smaller than your forearm?

11:28 am May, 14 Douche Wayne said...

Wait, which one’s Peter?

11:31 am May, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

From left to right: dude with shriveled testes, former dude, really ugly chick who looks like a dude.

11:55 am May, 14 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Good Lord is that Mary Mammagedden? And what’s with bleeth on right? Sheesh, this site!

12:03 pm May, 14 creature said...

so do these gals inject their bewbs with the same thing he puts in his arm?

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roiders

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thing on far right has roadkill mug!…wow!

12:04 pm May, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Even Beverly Hills plastic surgeons hide their eyes from these trolls

12:05 pm May, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Left to right:

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Shrek

Fiona

Donkey

12:22 pm May, 14 douchebag1 said...

The spam filter’s acting up, so apologies if some comments get delayed before posting. I blame Plinky’s mom.

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– Management

12:27 pm May, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Two Men and a Ugly.

12:28 pm May, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Two Men and a Blumpkin?

12:29 pm May, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Horton Shat a Who

12:36 pm May, 14 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Looks like Peter’s nursting a broken wrist. To his credit it does look like he punched Ben Stiller in the face quite a few times before it gave out.

12:46 pm May, 14 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Well, Mary M is trying to give us a glimpse behind the curtain. Tho I will say that there doesn’t seem to be any carpet, so I have guess it’s a hardwood floor there.

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I also wouldn’t want to run into Peter & Mary’s friend, I’m going to call “her” Paul, in a dark alley. “She” might do terribull things to me.

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Terribull, I says.

1:27 pm May, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Peter will be dead by year’s end. He’s looking bad. His face is fucked up.

1:33 pm May, 14 Bflak said...

Xanth reference. Classic. I read every one of those when I was like 12. Good to see I wasn’t the only one. Stuff like this is why I love this site. I am now in a great mood.

3:21 pm May, 14 Guid is Good said...

What is seen cannot be unseen.

3:30 pm May, 14 Italodouche said...

DW speaks the truth. His penis actually died already. That poor creature never had a chance judging by the Armstrong wrist death grip

4:27 pm May, 14 Ned Zeppelin said...

You been douchin’ baby I’m not foolin’

Steroids and silicone, you been abusin’

Way way down inside, Peter you need

You gonna’ get ya’ some lumps

You gonna’ get ya’ some lumps

Want a whole lotta’ lumps

Want a whole lotta’ lumps

Want a whole lotta’ lumps

Want a whole lotta’ lumps

5:24 pm May, 14 Guitar Gyro said...

^ Nice.

6:22 pm May, 14 Douchble Helix said...

@MSH & the Ben Stiller face FTW!

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