Thursday, May 16, 2013

Aoki Kurosawa The Aging Japanese Music Video and Fashion Shoot Director Makes $40,000 a Day, Thinks He's a 25 Year Old Black Man Named Wyzza

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So it goes in the high-gloss high-stakes world of fashion shoots, overpaid models, and ad agency fixation on east-Asian aesthetics because Barney in accounts is obsessed with Takashi Miike films.

# posted by douchebag1
1:52 pm May, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Now way. This is a pic of the winner of the sherpa fight that happened a few weeks ago on Mt. Everest. After he bitch-slapped the other one with a frozen mitten he got his pick of the sherpa groupies when he got to the bottom.

2:12 pm May, 16 DouchYouWannaDance said...

If *this* Kurosawa is any relation to the great Japanese director of the 1950’s, I’m gouging my eyes out later this evening.

2:42 pm May, 16 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Well, he certainly can pull the sushi…

2:55 pm May, 16 FredN. said...

Cowinky-dink re: the nice run on Asian babies, or completion of my fantasy?

2:59 pm May, 16 The Dude said...

How fukn so?

3:48 pm May, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I shudder at the invectives that could be possibly hurled in the direction of the May-September romance blessed on this couple of the Asian Pursuasion simply because of their heritage.

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That being said, has any a youse heard the joke about the old Nip queen and the Chee-Chee nympho broad who walked into a bar?

4:06 pm May, 16 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d Kagemusha those cans right before I Ran it up her Yojimbo….

4:14 pm May, 16 creature said...

I’d Mount her Kilimanjaro!

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peak scalers

4:16 pm May, 16 creature said...

*read Mons Pubis

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valley dwellers

4:43 pm May, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When I was in Korea, we used to pile gooks like you four feet high like sandbags. When did we go all racist?

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5:06 pm May, 16 Shaft Junk said...

@RevChad, right after your post about your Mulatto’s nature bush but before your rant about Obamacare.

5:26 pm May, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Shaft Junk

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Good memory Son. That Obama has truly cemented himself as the “worst President ever”. But I try not to get political cause it’s not my country. Now Leah’s nature bush was truly a brillo pad and I loved it, but not the rash. I have Mrs. Kroeger shave her genital Jewfro daily.

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But enough about that shit. Richard Marx used to get the nature bushed 80’s chicks wet. Luckily I had full head of John Cougar hair at the time and it worked in my favour. Thank you Richard Marx for getting me some poon and the jingley songs that I have burnt into my head from your overexposure. Thank yiou for caring Shaft Junk, or Nancy.

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Douchey Wallnuts was a bouncer at Studio 54, but not one of those finnoch club kids. Son

5:27 pm May, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

5:30 pm May, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The 80’s ruled with coke, bad Porches, and Fast Times.

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5:45 pm May, 16 Guid is Good said...

Tastes like raw fish.

6:44 pm May, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Rev is it true that Jew Broads (respect) stop sucking dick once they say, “I do,” except for their boyfriends/pool boys/garbage men?

7:16 pm May, 16 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

Man, I would love her, long time.

12:20 am May, 17 creature said...

in this wacky version of a childs game, tits trump scissor!

6:12 am May, 17 DarkSock said...

I approve of the buttons on her blouse

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