Sunday, May 12, 2013

Aussie Douchebags 2013: "The Difference Between Wogs and Aussies"

This is pure genius. “I love Sex and the City!” “I love sex.” for the win.

Aussie douchebags are easily the most entertaining of the Foreignbag subgenus. They’re like feral puppies in search of chow.

# posted by douchebag1
7:54 am May, 12 Troy Tempest said...

This video proves there is no god. And if there is, his name is Larry and he runs a Shwarma-Hut downtown.

7:59 am May, 12 Douchble Helix said...

There should be website devoted to shite like this.

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Mates.

9:23 am May, 12 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Needs more comparisons about what is and isn’t a knife.

10:15 am May, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I hope the Rev is okay.

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/may/10/canadian-mafia-killed-sicily-hit

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Mafiosos

10:52 am May, 12 Douchble Helix said...

@CND – good one!

10:54 am May, 12 Douchble Helix said...

Says Dochey “I don’t know nuthin'” Wallnuts.

12:35 pm May, 12 The Dude said...

Happy Mother’s Day, mofo’s! (Respect)

1:32 pm May, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That was the biggest waste of time/space I have witnessed. And for it’s existence proves God is not present today, Troy may be right.

@Douchey Wallnuts

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Them cosplay shit I don’t even want to know about. Ya got to be a real deviant to get into to that or the furry shit. I like plain semi naked sex over that anytime. Even with the old Jewess .She looks pretty good when we go out to a gathering like last night cottage opening party. It was so cold that her erect nipples were visible through her sweater so I had to take her upstairs and give her drunken sex to the amusement of my high school friends who are all dirty pigs and swine chicks as well. Lenny and I got really stoned but my cop friend just won’t smoke until he retires. Asshole. And as far as the mob goes I did some contract work when I was a student for the drywall king of Ontario, Dominic D’Angelo. Fucker owned a whole block in Little Italy. Things got a little strange when the then 70 year old Dominic started banging my girlfriends whore sister who was 20 at the time. He never showed his money off this guy and loved his Alfa Romeos and young poon. I know some connected dudes across the river name Violi who run some Indian casinos and restaurants whio are fringe Montreal mafia. But the Rev runs a clean business. Amen. Good luck pleasing the mother’s in your life. I’m making Chicken Parm and Pasta Puttanesca for my wife and mother-in-law cause they’re slutty.

6:22 pm May, 12 creature said...

c’mon Rev, you could hump a gal dressed up as Eyore…don’t deny it

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