Thursday, May 16, 2013

Bad Fro Days

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We’ve all had ’em, Kenny the Engineer and Part Time Roadie for rising hip-hop supergroup “B12 In Yo’ Azz” (they’re big in Belgium and France).

So hells, I’m inclined to give you a nottadouche and a goinpeace.

Stephanie, I’d like to see you behind the amp highrise in section 12. We have business to discuss.

And by business, I mean my pouring crumbled saltines and melted pop rocks into your sensible-but-stylish Sketchers, swirling them with purple drink, and then guzzling the whole thing while moaning in post-priapic pre-orgasmic ecstasy like a confused wildebeest that lost its bearings during northern hunt.

# posted by douchebag1
11:01 am May, 16 The Dude said...

Lucky man, that Kenny.

11:07 am May, 16 Dickie Fingers said...

It takes a lot of patience to bonsai your hair like that.

11:46 am May, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I cringe at the possibility of the insensitive comments that could be aimed towards these two with regard to the mixed racial nature of their obviously harmonious relationship.

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That being said, have any of youse heard the joke about the Titsune and the drug-addled blonde stripper on their wedding night?

12:05 pm May, 16 creature said...

she is delicious…hope she gave him that bed head with insatiable desire for knotted rope!

12:10 pm May, 16 Tits McGee said...

I had to Google that one, DW… and my repertoire of racial pejoratives is as deep and vast as the unkempt pubic forrest of any Turkish woman.

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Kudos

12:37 pm May, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He is not my kind of Mulatoo. She is the kind of girl you fuck in the ass from behind standing up against the hotel room window with after pleasuring her in the way you do with your Moses-sized schwantz. and shit. Son.

12:43 pm May, 16 Vin Douchal said...

He spent time in the mirror until he looked at his hair and said, “Nice, let’s go”

1:55 pm May, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think he was goin’ for the Nagasaki ‘fro:

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http://leanblitz.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/01-Mushroom-Cloud.jpg

2:41 pm May, 16 hermit said...

Stephanie is so stoned she thinks she’s standing beside Barrack Obama’s Kenyan half-brother from Hawaii.

5:48 pm May, 16 Guid is Good said...

Stephanie looks shallow and vacant. That is very attractive in a woman.

8:50 pm May, 16 Tom Bomb said...

This is the dude from The Weeknd:

https://www.google.com/search?site=&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=600&q=weeknd&oq=weeknd&gs_l=img.3..0l10.620.1583.0.1973.6.6.0.0.0.0.178.549.4j2.6.0…0.0…1ac.1.12.img.0yJeWsusyuk

Rock star leniency rule?

2:02 am May, 17 Dizzle said...

UUUUM, I’m pretty positive that is Abel Tesfaye aka The Weeknd aka one of the most talented musicians alive and definitely not a douchebag. Since this site isn’t “Hot Chicks With Actual Rockstars,” I think this one is a mistake 🙂

2:40 am May, 17 Douchble Helix said...

Funny, pithy thread from the regs.

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Once again, gotta give props to Mr. Wallnuts.

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Of course, this isn’t a contest. So please, no wagering.

6:22 am May, 17 DarkSock said...

His hair styling looks like it was done by the Tsarnaev brothers.

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Too soon?

7:52 am May, 17 Troy Tempest said...

She has her hair over her left eye because it’s missing. She’s special. She gets it in FOUR holes. She’s the squicking Queen…

8:30 am May, 17 douchebag1 said...

@TomBomb and @Dizzle, read the text, I gave the dude a nottadouche and goinpeace. I just lust after his ladyfriend and thus we celebrate the suckle thigh.

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– management

2:29 pm May, 17 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

He has that “Shit, they took the pic when I was trying to accidentally poke her boob with my finger” look.

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