Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Brothabag Ed Didn't Get The Memo

BrothabagEd

The partial “Ed Hardy” underneath your clothing reveal is not a meta-fiction statement on the likely doucheyness of the new Superman movie. It’s just a sign of cultural outlier.

Kathy Lee was born in America, so don’t ask her about Korean culture. Her parents totally suck and just keep yelling at her in Korean like some overplayed Margaret Cho bit from the mid 90s. So, like, Kathy’s not going to church anymore, mom and dad. Deal with it. Oh, and she’s dating a black guy who wears Ed Hardy. So put that in your kimchi and sautee it.

# posted by douchebag1
10:36 am May, 15 creature said...

…she also works at the local ‘massage’ & pain treatment center

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table showerers

11:02 am May, 15 FredN. said...

Love them lil B cups

11:15 am May, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

BrothBag Ed shops at the Discontinued Clothing Line clothing store.

11:16 am May, 15 Shaft Junk said...

Aside from his poor choice in shirts he seems okay. She is more than adequate in the looks department as well. No offense.

11:24 am May, 15 Vin Douchal said...

This is the only Brotha Ed in my book

11:43 am May, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

We’ve come a long a way here people, during the LA riots his uncles burned down her uncles grocery store, this is progress!

12:12 pm May, 15 DarkSock said...

I’d saturate Kim’s Chee…

12:23 pm May, 15 Shaft Junk said...

Brothabag Ed is just Doing the White Thing by dating an Asian chick. (Classic white guy move to get some street cred.). Next thing you know he’ll be listening to hip hop and calling everyone Son. What do you call a black wigga anyways?

12:27 pm May, 15 Doctor Magnifico! said...

I bet she fucks like a champ.

3:28 pm May, 15 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Most Asian chicks are bat shit crazy.

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There, I said it.

6:26 pm May, 15 creature said...

in my experience, pie faced woman has plump mound

1:35 am May, 16 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Awesome all round!

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