Monday, May 20, 2013

CAPTION THIS PIC (special "it gets the hose" edition)

caption this pic - it gets the hose edition

Bob’s dockside gerbil-style vodka dispenser was an instant hit with his bar customers.

# posted by Bagnonymous
10:54 am May, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She puts the pasties on before she gets the hose. The beer hose.

10:57 am May, 20 UFO Destroyers said...

Why is it always the ones we don’t want to see, the ones we see.

10:58 am May, 20 UFO Destroyers said...

Mr. Gere, your “drink” is ready.

11:04 am May, 20 Vin Douchal said...

“Syphoning deisel fuel” is the new “Type 100 words per minute” on resumes

11:08 am May, 20 Vin Douchal said...

UCLA freshman , Hiba, tosses off her blue hijab and joins Theta Kappa Phi

11:12 am May, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Free set of jelly pasties with each successful chug.

11:12 am May, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Thank god that’s not my daughter!

11:13 am May, 20 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Training for the budding porn star took an unexpected turn when Johnny Long filled is Jesus-sized condom with beer instead of man mustard.

11:22 am May, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Good seal with the lips, hand position looks good, she’s about to raise that pinky… i’m gonna say 9.7.

11:22 am May, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Of course the girl with thick ankles and one boob that hangs noticeably lower than the other one goes topless. At least her measurements are easy to remember. 36-36-36.

11:23 am May, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I think it’s safe to say who that can of Pringles belongs to.

11:34 am May, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

If the bilge pump fails we have a back up.

11:36 am May, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The manatee with pasties is strangely alluring in a beerchugging with her gunt sort of way.

11:38 am May, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Auditions for Teen Mom XIII got off to a rousing start when Farrah Fucckfaster not only “walked the walk” but “swallowed the swallows” of all the cast AND crew. From the upcoming season. And the past 12. At one time.

11:39 am May, 20 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

It puts the pasties on its nips or else we lose our lunch again.

11:40 am May, 20 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

What I want to know is how they got the donkey up in the air in the first place.

11:50 am May, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So I’m guessing that the CEO of Yahoo isn’t going to be data mining this pic for a tutorial on how to use Instagram?

11:52 am May, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

After hearing the urban myths about Elton John and Jon Bon Jovi, Jenny thought she’d give it a try anyway.

11:52 am May, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Look Ma, no brains!

11:53 am May, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I want to see the look on her face when she finds out it isn’t mayonnaise.

11:53 am May, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the bong in

It’s mouth or it get’s the hose.

The impeller hose.

11:54 am May, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think I had to putt a golf ball through that gaping maw one time to get to the next hole with the windmill.

11:55 am May, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It takes the whole load

Or it gets the hose. The gang

Bukkake cum hose.

11:58 am May, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts my cock in

It’s mouth or it get the hose.

Jesus-sized hose. What?

11:58 am May, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d give them both the hose.

12:11 pm May, 20 DarkSock said...

Clara realized that the only way to top the infamous “two girls one cup” video was a stealthy approach to the poop cruise ship and this here hose.

12:11 pm May, 20 DarkSock said...

“RICOOOOOLA!”

12:12 pm May, 20 DarkSock said...

The roadies allowed the groupies to service Optimus Prime one at a time.

1:16 pm May, 20 Black Celt said...

Gorbytits can’t wait for her turn!

2:09 pm May, 20 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Regs got their A-game material going today. Too damn funny, bros !

2:41 pm May, 20 Ferris said...

Agree with MDPI. This is one of the best threads I’ve seen in a while. Kudos to all of you. And by “kudos,” I mean tasty chocolate covered, chewy granola snack bars.

3:00 pm May, 20 creature said...

Jane also works in the ‘Glory Hole Lounge’ as a push-me-pull-you

3:01 pm May, 20 creature said...

Cummere….I got the antidote in this here tube!

3:02 pm May, 20 creature said...

you should see what she can do with a girraffe

3:03 pm May, 20 creature said...

it’s good to be the Captain

3:03 pm May, 20 creature said...

Jane has a great career in politica ahead of her

3:05 pm May, 20 creature said...

the slips at “We Chug You” marina sold out in record time

3:06 pm May, 20 creature said...

Jane played tuba prior to Ubangi horn

3:08 pm May, 20 creature said...

another graduate of Samurai Scrote school of topside boat maintenance

3:10 pm May, 20 creature said...

when they sang ‘…sister helped to trim the sails’ I pictured something altogether different

.

hallelujah!

3:11 pm May, 20 creature said...

Long Bone Jethro was just airing it out when this skiff came along

4:48 pm May, 20 Shaft Junk said...

And a beer bong for the lady?

6:47 pm May, 20 creature said...

a new approach at colonic…digestive tract reversal

6:48 pm May, 20 creature said...

in mississippi, hose sucks you

5:45 am May, 21 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

At least pornstars can play the economic card say they are in it for the money. This chick is doing hose porn for about 35 cents worth of PBR.

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BTW, mad props to however thought to bring that bottle of astroglide on board.

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