Monday, May 6, 2013

Colin Goes Scissorin'

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Colin’s Red Bull fuels the stupid like so many tinder branches upon a kettle fire.

Marissa’s furry boots barely conceal the firm, child bearing hips of the Semites of Russian yore. And for that, I like her toe spackle and whimper softly like a cretinous lech.

But not just any lech.

Lech Walesa.

Polish political references for the winn dixie.

# posted by douchebag1
11:30 am May, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is Lech’s son from one of his many mistresses, Wrech Walesa.

11:32 am May, 6 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

The waiting room at the Bayonne free clinic.

11:44 am May, 6 creature said...

to state the obvious….much better to watch the 2 broads scissorin!

12:39 pm May, 6 Wheezer said...

As Lisa has her hand on Marissa’s leg, I think they’d rather be “ready for love” with each other. “Tim Lopez” scrote needs to get out of the picture immediately. Yes, Tim, there are two of them – good boy! You can count. Now leave…..

1:16 pm May, 6 The Dude said...

My favorite piece of grilled chick is her legs.

1:24 pm May, 6 The Dude said...

Wreck Walesa is the name of my new pole dancing school.

1:48 pm May, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Hott in the middle looks a little like my boy’s first grade teacher. Awaiting his first wet dream any day now

11:59 pm May, 6 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I can’t stand the name Colin. It sound’s like “colon”, and makes it a really shitty name.

8:06 am May, 7 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

ReadyforLove? ReadyforSTD.

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