Thursday, May 2, 2013

Dirk Makes the Pukeface

Gahhhhhhhhhh

Remember kids, Puke Face is inversely proportional to likelihood of post-party cubble bobble.

And if you don’t know what cubble bobble is, then you ain’t been to Albuquerque.

HINT: It involves Holy Yellow Triangle.

# posted by douchebag1
7:58 am May, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Holy yellow triangle reveal. She’s as smooth down there as a bar of soap covered in baby oil.

8:20 am May, 2 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

The Old Choad had a receptionist once with lips as bright, glossed and pouty as you could want on a twice-divorced MILF with a body from god, the soul of a fallen Catholic, and taste from K-mart (by way of Mary Kay). We’d while away our lunch hour in a nearby garage, in my parked car, listening to time worn and treasured tunes on the FM in my Mercury Cougar as I proof read interrogatories as she alternated between carefully fixing her make-up (giving special attention to proper, thickly applied lip maintenance) and humming along with the songs whilst giving me a jackpot hummer that would have made Madelyn Murray O’Hair see Jesus.

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Some days, I’d have so much waxy paint on my tighty whities they looked like a finger painting at a school for retards.

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Good times….until Mrs. Choad #2 decided to start doing the laundry.

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.I think the shade was Hester Prynne red.

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.Knob Polishers

8:36 am May, 2 Vin Douchal said...

On a related note, I nominate this from the last thread for “Comment of the Year 2013″ :

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3:48 pm

May, 1

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DarkSock said…

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“WELCOME TO THE JOHN LARGEMAN ABORTION CLINIC…HOW MAY WE HELP YOUUU?!?!”

8:52 am May, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

It looks like Paulie D and Pee-Wee Herman had a love child.

8:55 am May, 2 Vin Douchal said...

My dog licks me like that when I get home from work

9:28 am May, 2 DarkSock said...

She fills me with the urge to run home and construct a home-made Fleshlight™ out of an empty Pringles™ can and a pound of thin-sliced deli ham.

9:34 am May, 2 Douchble Helix said...

She already lip-sticked his cheek. Just sayin’.

10:31 am May, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gilbert Godfried tells Jew (respect) jokes to Tan Drescher.

10:39 am May, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Chief Wahoo and Dirk. Switched at birth?

11:34 am May, 2 creature said...

I’m all for a tumb plunge…that, & grabbing a hatchet to make this fool into a Pez dispenser!

11:36 am May, 2 creature said...

GORK…thumb plunge

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proof editors

11:38 am May, 2 creature said...

@ Vin, ya heard how the politically correct toolsheds in DC say it’s time to drop the racially insensitive handle of ‘Redskins’?

…shall we just rename them ‘Homo Republican Elected Reps’?

…just askin?

11:41 am May, 2 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

dress hiked up past her cooch, lip stick smeared, semi-conscious, barely able to hold her drink upright. this may be the ideal woman.

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roofies

12:02 pm May, 2 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Its Yellow Geometry Week here at the HCwDb!

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We’ve got the Holy Yellow Triangle here and on the last front-page post we had the Unholy Shitstain Trapezoid!

12:09 pm May, 2 Vin Douchal said...

@ creature

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“Welcome to Monday Night Football as The Dallas Equine Employed face off against Washington PC Limpwristed Comformists”

4:34 am May, 3 every which way but douche said...

Am i the only one that thinks she might be tucking? I see a hint of adam’s apple.

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