Friday, May 10, 2013

Friday Haiku

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Jim Bob suffered from

Alopecia of the chest;

It drove him to drink.

Rolling a fatty

Now means something different

Than it used to mean

Na mean?

— DoucheyWallnuts

He shaves his manboobs

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

 

 

Years of busting through

walls reduced Kool-Aid Guy to

mental four year old.

— Douche Wayne

Indian princess

stay away from the crab cakes

of D. B. Sasquatch

— FredN.

Hott prepares to roll

Shamu back to his blue sea

As his shock sets in

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

Show me your landing

strip, I’ll show you mine, said Chuck.

Not a chance said Kim

— Magnum Douche P. I.

The evils of the demon rum,

causes you to pass out,

and get your chest shaved poorly.

— I R A Darth Aggie

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:16 am May, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I get The renoB

From the Iranian Bleeth

But Fatso kills it

7:26 am May, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She puts her fingers

In his basket and gets the

Hose. Purple Fuzz Hose.

7:37 am May, 10 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

John Largeman surprised

Shoots wad on proximity

And now he is spent.

7:41 am May, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

His aesthetician

Tells us there’s 2 seconds ’til

She pukes from disgust

7:41 am May, 10 Douche Wayne said...

Crowd turns collective

back, shows disdain for fatty/

hottie coupling.

7:44 am May, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mutton Chop Marty

Got discount wax job and now

Wishes he wore shirt

7:45 am May, 10 Misty Axe said...

Sorry for Motorboat burns

The baby oil was

next to the Nair bottle

7:47 am May, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Don’t smell those fingers!”

He yells to photographer

“I know where they’ve been”

7:48 am May, 10 Douche Wayne said...

The Son of Pac Man

squanders family fortune

on paid to pose hotts.

7:49 am May, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

What a cute couple

They will have great looking kids

Said no one ever

7:52 am May, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He shaves his manboobs

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

7:53 am May, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Guy mixes up movies

He’s hungover and a forty

Year old virgin. Son.

7:55 am May, 10 Douche Wayne said...

Years of busting through

walls reduced Kool-Aid Guy to

mental four year old.

7:56 am May, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Minutes later, she

Leaves his side when puddle forms

From last nights chili.

7:56 am May, 10 ehcuodouche said...

If you Photoshop

Hott in place of alpaca

Doesn’t look as bad

7:58 am May, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Shavy looks a bit

Ill. Tiny mulatto had

Better move her heads.

8:00 am May, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I forgot to say

(Respect) for the Mulattoo

Getting stoned with Len.

8:01 am May, 10 Douche Wayne said...

Hottie suckle thigh

swathed in thong made out of clouds

begs to be unwrapped.

8:02 am May, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hot spot is working

Haiku never to be missed

Again. Still hate joibs.

8:04 am May, 10 FredN. said...

Indian princess

ready to drink from the teat

of D. B. Sasquatch

8:05 am May, 10 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Hott prepares to roll

Shamu back to his blue sea

As his shock sets in

8:06 am May, 10 FredN. said...

Two, she said, two bad

odors are coming outta

this douchebag’s armpits

8:20 am May, 10 Douche Wayne said...

Jasmine has never

seen Goonies; Jim Bob strikes out

with Truffle Shuffle.

8:20 am May, 10 UFO Destroyers said...

A few pics lately

of Hotts in pose ready to

squish out a hot squash.

.

Must be company

they keep. Normal private time

is rose and honey.

8:24 am May, 10 hermit said...

Dude’s a trendsetter

Partial chest shave reveal

Is the new faux hawk

8:50 am May, 10 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Show me your landing

strip, I’ll show you mine, said Chuck.

Not a chance said Kim

8:53 am May, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Spyros is itchy

Since his Gyro was pulled out

Of her monkeyhole

8:53 am May, 10 I R A Darth Aggie said...

The evils of the demon rum,

causes you to pass out,

and get your chest shaved poorly.

9:00 am May, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Where is Von Goolo?

These two want to know. Haiku

Needs him on Friday

9:03 am May, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Rolling a fatty

Now means something different

Than it used to mean

.

Na mean?

9:05 am May, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Met at fetish group

She digs hairy nippled men

Jim Bob her dream man

9:07 am May, 10 Vin Douchal said...

He fagged out halfway

While getting his chest hair shaved

You should see his pubes

9:32 am May, 10 creature said...

“become smart & rich,

suck fat man-boob” says wivestail

she’ll have two with hair

9:38 am May, 10 creature said...

“if I barf enough,

I will be skinny for you”

2 tons more says Jill

9:45 am May, 10 creature said...

rum will kill the pain

of duct tape hair removal

Jill needs two more rolls

9:48 am May, 10 Doctor Magnifico! said...

One menstrual cocktail

Bleeth ordered one too

Fatso offers facial

10:17 am May, 10 Charles Douchewin said...

Her jack-o’-lantern

doesn’t look like much, until

it lights up inside

10:34 am May, 10 Morbo said...

Boss’ hair trigger on

front page picks makes Morbo sad

I wanna play too!

Whining’s done, haiku time!

Carpet matches drapes — sadly

it’s with him, not her

5:15 pm May, 10 mainecat said...

getting tired of

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

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