Friday, May 31, 2013

Friday Haiku

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Pauly can’t D.J.

Since the Coors Umbrella was

Fused to his neck-bones

Blonde mom brings her new

beau’s adult kids to the beach

Pauly cuckolds dad.

— Douche Wayne

Skull tits has big schnozz

since her face hit the windshield

best done from behind

— Dickie Fingers

Interfaith bat mit-

zvahs a big hit with

Coors Light sponsorship.

— UFO Destroyers

Girl has cleft palate

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Her boob says love kills

But love has a little help

From hepatitis

— Dude McCrudeshoes

Pauly D’s five head

like an IMAX movie screen

for sign of the bag

— Magnum Douche P.I.

Dark Sock recovers

From surgery. Haiku waits

The man is Narcos.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

I just woke up from

Lortab haze…O yeah, Haiuku

Fight thruoegh the Buzz. SOn.

— DarkSaosk

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:40 am May, 31 Douche Wayne said...

Double crucifix

tells world Pauly is super

religious, brohan.

6:45 am May, 31 Douche Wayne said...

Blonde mom brings her new

beau’s adult kids to the beach

Pauly cuckolds dad.

6:58 am May, 31 Douche Wayne said...

Frankie and Annette

get updated look for reboot

Beach Blanket Bingo.

7:11 am May, 31 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Greased up Jersey Guid

Macks on hotts as Club Christian

Skull tits has big schnozz

7:18 am May, 31 Dickie Fingers said...

Skull tits has big schnozz

since her face hit the windshield

best done from behind

7:26 am May, 31 UFO Destroyers said...

Interfaith bat mit-

zvahs a big hit with

Coors Light sponsorship.

7:26 am May, 31 The Dude said...

Look on the bright side

At least the gyroscope ain’t

In your monkey hole.

7:27 am May, 31 UFO Destroyers said...

Lots of monkey holes,

but only one gyroscope

to go around here.

7:30 am May, 31 UFO Destroyers said...

Dude, how did you squeeze

your monkey hole/gyroscope

haiku betwixt mine?

7:30 am May, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Girl has cleft palate

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

7:32 am May, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts Ed Hardy

Bikini in the basket

Or it gets the hose.

.

The greasy meatball gravy hose.

7:53 am May, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Her boob says love kills

But love has a little help

From hepatitis

8:07 am May, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Razor scrapes the skin

Shaves away the body hair

Cannot remove taint

8:11 am May, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A bottle blonde skank

The hint of cheap perfume and

Morning after pill

8:21 am May, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hammers to the face

Would improve the overall

Look of this picture

8:22 am May, 31 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

This tool can’t even

fake looking happy next to

butter-faced pool girls

8:31 am May, 31 Dickie Fingers said...

Pauly has no time

for a three way ladies his

hairdo needs some work

8:41 am May, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His hair wax has same

Viscosity as blondie’s

Horny cooze juice.

8:42 am May, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The last time he fucked

His mother and fugly sis

Was Ayight. Do it.

8:44 am May, 31 creature said...

goofy hats passe

now that jersey shore open

let rain of poo fall

8:46 am May, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d fuck those chicks as

Long as they promised not to

Tell my college dudes.

8:49 am May, 31 creature said...

paulie’s new service

big hit at the jersey shore

bangs your ugly skanks

8:51 am May, 31 creature said...

need sun protection?

not a problem for paulie

applys body grease

8:54 am May, 31 creature said...

paulie’s lost & found

is run at capacity

dignity lost here

9:07 am May, 31 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Pauly D’s five head

like an IMAX movie screen

for sign of the bag

9:10 am May, 31 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The much lesser known

Kardashian sister Kud

less ass, bigger schnoz

9:12 am May, 31 creature said...

each purchase you make

at paulie’s hot bod side show

comes with bag for face

9:15 am May, 31 creature said...

m c 900

gets my vote FTW

by naming skull tits

9:35 am May, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Pauly’s hair ain’t cool,

but it’s convenient when you

enjoy brokakke

9:44 am May, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The real double cross

Was when Paulie’s friend set up

This Tranny Threesome

10:03 am May, 31 Troy Tempest said...

four boobies for Bob

the greasy prick from newark

My escape? Llamatron!!!!

10:03 am May, 31 Doctor Magnifico! said...

If that’s Dreuche on right

Then it’s a pre-hambeast shot

Daddio nearby

11:00 am May, 31 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Blond bleeth’s 7lb watch

Starvation diet time pieces

WIth side ‘o’ greasy cock

12:12 pm May, 31 Wheezer said...

Geddy Lee got boobs?

That’s not how to celebrate

entrance to Rock Hall.

12:12 pm May, 31 Wheezer said...

Change middle ^^line to “That’s no way to celebrate…..”

12:14 pm May, 31 Wheezer said...

Two-thousand seven…..

Blowouts were old even then;

douche lives in the past.

12:19 pm May, 31 Wheezer said...

Oh yeah! Dude McCrude,

seven fifty-three ayyyyy emmmmm

for the front page win!

12:22 pm May, 31 Wheezer said...

Governor Christie

hopes new storm blows away the

remaining flotsam.

12:31 pm May, 31 Wheezer said...

Jimmy V’s (respect)

nephew should’ve learned style (or

something) from uncle.

2:10 pm May, 31 ehcuodouche said...

Background Buzz Largeman

Checks his anti-perspirant

Yep, it’s still working.

2:47 pm May, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Sock recovers

From surgery. Haiku waits

The man is Narcos.

3:16 pm May, 31 The Dude said...

“Five Head” always wins.

It’s funnier than a

Dirty Gyroscope.

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