Friday Haiku
Pauly can’t D.J.
Since the Coors Umbrella was
Fused to his neck-bones
Blonde mom brings her new
beau’s adult kids to the beach
Pauly cuckolds dad.
— Douche Wayne
Skull tits has big schnozz
since her face hit the windshield
best done from behind
— Dickie Fingers
Interfaith bat mit-
zvahs a big hit with
Coors Light sponsorship.
— UFO Destroyers
Girl has cleft palate
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Her boob says love kills
But love has a little help
From hepatitis
— Dude McCrudeshoes
Pauly D’s five head
like an IMAX movie screen
for sign of the bag
— Magnum Douche P.I.
Dark Sock recovers
From surgery. Haiku waits
The man is Narcos.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
I just woke up from
Lortab haze…O yeah, Haiuku
Fight thruoegh the Buzz. SOn.
— DarkSaosk
Double crucifix
tells world Pauly is super
religious, brohan.
Blonde mom brings her new
beau’s adult kids to the beach
Pauly cuckolds dad.
Frankie and Annette
get updated look for reboot
Beach Blanket Bingo.
Greased up Jersey Guid
Macks on hotts as Club Christian
Skull tits has big schnozz
Skull tits has big schnozz
since her face hit the windshield
best done from behind
Interfaith bat mit-
zvahs a big hit with
Coors Light sponsorship.
Look on the bright side
At least the gyroscope ain’t
In your monkey hole.
Lots of monkey holes,
but only one gyroscope
to go around here.
Dude, how did you squeeze
your monkey hole/gyroscope
haiku betwixt mine?
Girl has cleft palate
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
It puts Ed Hardy
Bikini in the basket
Or it gets the hose.
.
The greasy meatball gravy hose.
Her boob says love kills
But love has a little help
From hepatitis
Razor scrapes the skin
Shaves away the body hair
Cannot remove taint
A bottle blonde skank
The hint of cheap perfume and
Morning after pill
Hammers to the face
Would improve the overall
Look of this picture
This tool can’t even
fake looking happy next to
butter-faced pool girls
Pauly has no time
for a three way ladies his
hairdo needs some work
His hair wax has same
Viscosity as blondie’s
Horny cooze juice.
The last time he fucked
His mother and fugly sis
Was Ayight. Do it.
goofy hats passe
now that jersey shore open
let rain of poo fall
I’d fuck those chicks as
Long as they promised not to
Tell my college dudes.
paulie’s new service
big hit at the jersey shore
bangs your ugly skanks
need sun protection?
not a problem for paulie
applys body grease
paulie’s lost & found
is run at capacity
dignity lost here
Pauly D’s five head
like an IMAX movie screen
for sign of the bag
The much lesser known
Kardashian sister Kud
less ass, bigger schnoz
each purchase you make
at paulie’s hot bod side show
comes with bag for face
m c 900
gets my vote FTW
by naming skull tits
Pauly’s hair ain’t cool,
but it’s convenient when you
enjoy brokakke
The real double cross
Was when Paulie’s friend set up
This Tranny Threesome
four boobies for Bob
the greasy prick from newark
My escape? Llamatron!!!!
If that’s Dreuche on right
Then it’s a pre-hambeast shot
Daddio nearby
Blond bleeth’s 7lb watch
Starvation diet time pieces
WIth side ‘o’ greasy cock
Geddy Lee got boobs?
That’s not how to celebrate
entrance to Rock Hall.
Change middle ^^line to “That’s no way to celebrate…..”
Two-thousand seven…..
Blowouts were old even then;
douche lives in the past.
Oh yeah! Dude McCrude,
seven fifty-three ayyyyy emmmmm
for the front page win!
Governor Christie
hopes new storm blows away the
remaining flotsam.
Jimmy V’s (respect)
nephew should’ve learned style (or
something) from uncle.
Background Buzz Largeman
Checks his anti-perspirant
Yep, it’s still working.
Dark Sock recovers
From surgery. Haiku waits
The man is Narcos.
“Five Head” always wins.
It’s funnier than a
Dirty Gyroscope.