Tuesday, May 21, 2013

hey kids it's national "bring your mom to the rave day"!!!

Gag me

“Mom? MOM!!! Damn you, Xanax, vodka and tobacco!!! Courtesy wheelchair, please…”

# posted by Bagnonymous
11:09 am May, 21 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

I bet this old milf (probably more like gilf) could suck the chrome off a bumper hitch. Of course it would probably take days to wash the cheap Chardonnay and Virginia Slims smell off your cock. But that’s the price you half to pay to handle antiques.

11:15 am May, 21 Vin Douchal said...

She’s burping up this milquetoast dweeb’s asparagus scented load,.. yuck

12:02 pm May, 21 creature said...

saggy titties cry out for a squash racket

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swatters

12:07 pm May, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sylvia’s too blitzed to remember that trying throw up his dad’s spunk 22 years after the fact will not get rid of her son.

12:11 pm May, 21 Capt. James T. Douche said...

“Listen honey… let me tell you somethin’ (hiccup) after my 3rd husband left me… (hiccup) or was it my 4th? Fuck, I can’t remember (takes another gulp of her drink)… anyway the point being… ever since that son of a bitch left me for his (hiccup) tramp mistress and, and, and hahaha (hiccup) you’re so cute, you remind me of my stepson Paul at UCLA I let feel my tits after I last had them done (hiccup)…. So after he left me for that tramp stewardess or was it his assistant (takes another gulp of drink) anyway the pont being I did atleast get him to foot the bill (hiccup) for my labiaplasty… thats right this vintage snapper has been restored (hiccup, pointing down) to its original 1969 glory and this experimental estrogen suppliment (hiccup) my friend Glroia gave me at the gym just has my cunt gushing (takes another massive gulp)… Barkeep (bangs on the counter) another over here, junior here is driving me home (hiccup)… Fuck I think my snatch has whiskey breath…”

1:04 pm May, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

More like, “Bring Your Dad Dressed Like a Women To Work Day.”

1:53 pm May, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Now let’s see… Which one of these clowns did I give my dignity to?”

1:57 pm May, 21 Los Douches said...

I’ve seen some drunk bitches in my day, and that finely aged saddle is about two minutes from puking all over her gay son.

2:09 pm May, 21 bigphatnotadouche said...

That Obama can sure pull some tail.

pukers

2:25 pm May, 21 Shaft Junk said...

Bleethes it appears do not get better with age. Also, man hands.

2:41 pm May, 21 Wheezer said...

Kim Cattrall’s face has begun to outgrow the rest of her body.

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Ballbreakers

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