Friday, May 24, 2013

Hot damn! Its time for…DarkSock's Friday thoughts and links

!friday links

I cannot imagine what is on this guy’s phone to distract him from the spectacle around him…unless it’s Friday Thoughts And Links!

DarkSock here, getting ready for mammarial day, lounging on the Biloxi beach, chillin’, partying with old friends and generally horsing around.

Speaking of horses…this is what happens when you misspell “bridal” with “bridle”

In the heat of the summer sometimes the ladies like it when you get a little kinky and whisper sweet things into their ear. Sometimes it’s the little things. Sometimes they just want to catch a good buzz. Or so they say.

Breaking news – This just in…Convicted choke-worthy ass clown behind “Girls Gone Wild” still an insufferable douche nozzle. Dude, we can see you’re full of crap, like a glass toilet.

But enough silly links. You are here for the Glory.

For the Noteworthy Pear:

 

Super Mario Pear.

Bicycle Training Pear.

Pretty Maidens All In A Row Pear(s).

I can haz sandwich? Pear.

And stay tuned for late night pear.

Son.

# posted by Bagnonymous
12:56 pm May, 24 Stephanie said...

First!

that’s why their called douchebags,because they’re staring at a cell phone.

1:31 pm May, 24 Wheezer said...

Pear overload…..is a good thing!

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Yes, I will indeed fap ’til I’m raw (as DS1 suggested in the Haiku thread).

1:42 pm May, 24 creature said...

now boobies, oh one of black footwear

1:57 pm May, 24 Rev Chad Drunk at Work said...

I’m just taking a peak before I go home to get wasted….and shit….but I think I will approve these links.

2:04 pm May, 24 bigphatnotadouche said...

Now that’s how pear should be on Fridays….

2:41 pm May, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Before I ogles me some pear this picture has compelled me to nominate it for “Greatest Crisis of Modernity”. Seriously dude!!! you’re staring at your forking cell phone? And I don’t know where to begin with the elbow patch jacket thingy. Fork it I’m now gonna take some time to enjoy the bounty that is DSocks rendition of Friday thoughts and links. Forking smart phones.

2:52 pm May, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

I now truly believe he of the Dark Sock is a benevolent alien sent to this planet to bestow Pear and joy uponst all of us. His taste in Pear is exquisite. If I had one wish I wish my tongue was that chicks thumb, if only for a few minutes, as seen in Bicycle Training Pear.

2:54 pm May, 24 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Good on him not to bomb the photo. Besides, it could be a text from his boyfriend telling him to come home from the lesbo bar.

3:47 pm May, 24 Shaft Junk said...

They said it couldn’t be done. But then DarkSock went and done did it. And hark, there will be more! Though he will be hard pressed to top this Ass Opus er Asspus. Anyway, Stephanie is back and thats what really matters. Happy Memorial Day chumps.

4:40 pm May, 24 creature said...

didn’t nancy do a victory lap, vowing never to return…to good to be true…yawn

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re pic, gotta be a strip bar, dude is looking for translation from farsi of, “do you make house calls?”

4:40 pm May, 24 killdoucher said...

he is with the terr’ists……gotta be!

4:53 pm May, 24 Douchble Helix said...

It’s no pear like a young pear.

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Sons

5:13 pm May, 24 Shaft Junk said...

@creatch, brah, my Victory lap was just me being a dick. Everyone knows everyone hates long drawn out goodbyes. I thought the whole point of this place was to outdick eachother. Sorry if the biggest dick here happens to be a woman. Y’all so sensitive its funny.

5:22 pm May, 24 creature said...

yer not!

5:26 pm May, 24 Douchble Helix said...

biggest cunt

5:47 pm May, 24 Shaft Junk said...

Am too! Cue internet fight music.

6:16 pm May, 24 Wheezer said...

Well, ya looks at da boobies long enough, ya starts seein’ other things. Must be one o’ dem optical illusions. Optical illusions, I says.

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Anyhoo, dere ain’t no apostrophe on her left tit, either before or after da ‘s.’ I says before or after, na mean? ‘Course, one after da ‘s’ then means ya got tense or parts o’ speech issues or stuff like dat…..

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Nope, I can’t do that like DW. Anyway, there ya go.

6:33 pm May, 24 creature said...

nance, jam your head up your Junk Shaft & start screaming, “I am funny, I am funny!”

…the resulting echo will be reassuring, honey

6:47 am May, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

In an odd move, I am going to leap to the defense of the guy above. Perhaps he’s looking at the picture he just took of the two dames rubbin’ their jumblies and makin’ out, and the other picture of the ass behind him to make sure he’s got them for posterity. Posterity, I says.

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