Tuesday, May 7, 2013

KV, Hott #76 and Your Humble Narrator Are A'Waitin'…

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We got alls day, ‘bag hunters and huntresses.

Alls day.

You want to stop the KV pics?

Send in some quality HCwDB tags.

C’mon. Random narcissistic club websites ain’t gonna mock themselves.

If you want the Pear, you gots to pony up the HCwDB pics. That’s how we mock.

I can’t do everything around this place. I got alpacas to “feed.” And by feed, I mean fondle. Because you needed me to spell that out, even though the quotes gave away the joke already.

# posted by douchebag1
12:01 pm May, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Ah, first Tuesday of the month. Rent is due.

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KV always pays in cash because…well, he sells drugs. At least that’s what the scorch marks on his linoleum floor says to me.

12:04 pm May, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Pony up the pear, eh?

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I’ll see what I can do.

12:08 pm May, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And some strange things come up when you google “feeding” the alpacas.

12:27 pm May, 7 Wheezer said...

How KV got all those Franklins…..

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Or perhaps she earned them walking streets…..

12:28 pm May, 7 Wheezer said...

I don’t know about the rest of you, but Sheer Pear is making me crazy.

1:26 pm May, 7 creature said...

gonna take more than that to buy credibility

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son

1:43 pm May, 7 FredN. said...

Please, please, please let that gun go off and the bullet travel through both of their heads…

1:46 pm May, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The semen stained carpet is a nice touch.

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Why couldn’t somebody have abducted KV and had him tied up in a basement for 10 years?

2:27 pm May, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Trying to decipher why the gun in the tittie photo and now the gun and money in this photo

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Is KV trying to make like a “Gangstah”? He’s a pretty boy fem spending too much time working his abs while watching himself in the mirror.

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The mirror, his best friend? His only friend? Is his self-worth so far off the charts that he sees himself a celebrity ( I mean outside of whatever psuedo-celebrity he connects to at his “job”)?

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Is there actually a way he is making a living being himself? Are there people that buy into his shtick? What is his shtick, is it being a fashion plate of current pop culture bad choices, e.g., PEDs/steroids, bad tatts, shirtless posturing, clubbing and preposterous hair?

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I’ve got questions, no doubt

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Can we now add “Fuck KV” to “Fuck Fish Slap”?

2:37 pm May, 7 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I would pluck that pear. And devour it.

3:04 pm May, 7 creature said...

stupid, posuer tool….posting photos of himself with guns & cash on social media…the naivete of these ego goons astounds…soon to be the donks bunkmate

4:01 pm May, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I tried to add to the commentary but DB1 got all censorous on my prose. Train of thought craziness requires drugs and booze. And that ends up with lots of cock, cunt, prolapse anus, and fuck words. Son.

6:30 pm May, 7 creature said...

birds eye view of dos plechas de la chola

11:27 pm May, 7 Guid is Good said...

Has Kissius held up a gas station or simply been giving $5 handjobs there again as usual?

4:21 pm May, 8 JG said...

We have guys like this Down Under, we call ’em Fuckwits.

5:52 am May, 14 Capt Canuck said...

Nice fake currency, bub. Unless our American cousins have changed their bills (which they never do).

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