Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Late Night with HCwDB: The Road To Peardition – Volume 1

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“So what is the Road To Peardition, Mr. Sock?”, you whinny.

Well let me show you, Son. Like the girls in the photo here, let’s take a look under the hood.  It will be a mini-series I run until The Boss gets back Monday.

Tonight’s edition: South America.

 

Pouty Portugal Pear.

Bulbous Brazilian Pear.

Amazing Argentinian Pear, featuring callipygian legend Fenny, aka AssPear LaPlante.

Fenny bends the shadows to the truth of her curves.

Son.

# posted by Bagnonymous
8:57 pm May, 21 creature said...

she also takes the bend out of my fleshy super conductor

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merci beaucoup monsieur sock noir

9:00 pm May, 21 The Dude said...

There is nothing to get angry about re: Under the Hood

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Nobbin’ Hoods

9:02 pm May, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That pic of the young chicks is as sapphic as it gets,Son. There was a day not to long ago, a few minutes actually, when I could still type with both eyes open. But think the gabapentin, cymbalta, booze, weed, and Sleepeze are giving me a real pain free body stone. I’m gonna do some pin tokes cause my open eye is getting sore from the scrunchy face I have to make to type. I been thinking on Woodstock and shit as am working as the man. I just want to get into an old orange Westphalia with a cool stereo and groove around to a bunch of eastern shows all the time smoking weed and fucking that young shit…and shit. That Toronto mayor is the cat’s whiskers. That fucking annoying Jew from SNL is taking over Jimmy Fallon’s show? I don’t have a problem with the desert people but sweet fucking hash pipe those dudes are aweful. Almoss as bad as tthat Tracy Morgan fuckhead. Fuck Conan.

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I’m stonoooned Son.

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I’m a

9:16 pm May, 21 Shaft Junk said...

I don’t even have to look to know some Grade A rumps await anyone who clicks those links. You know its the good shit when the Rev passes out mid sentence. He’s probably hunched over his Craftmatic Adjustable office chair in his man cave bedazzled with RUSH and Cheryl Tieg posters. What a way to go out, high off your ass looking at ass. I envy your simple life Rev. I wish I was that easily satiated. Well its good see this hail Mary pass to get the sites numbers back up might actually work. It’s the seventh inning, there’s one man in the penalty box, can DarkSock make the three to win the game? I sure hope so.

9:35 pm May, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mmmmmmmm…………….. South American Pear es muy bueno. I know 2 things about Portugal A: Christiano Ronaldo is uber euro douche and B: it’s next door to Brazil? Just messing with you Uncle Sock I’m sure reviewing & deciding which pictures passed muster to make it here would make any man a little fuzzy when it comes to geography. Keep up the good work my man.

10:31 pm May, 21 The Dude said...

Wow, Shaft Junk sure seems like that total nuisance Nancy Dreuche. ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban

12:40 am May, 22 Jacques Doucheteau said...

There we fucking GO, son! There’s mah Dark Sock posting up the fucking PEAR! I was starting to get all fucking emo depressed with a dead end job, a wife allergic to every-goddamn-thing on the planet (Jew), and pile of medical/dental/401K benefits forms to fill out.

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But a couple double IPAs, and little classic X-files on the ol’ Netflix, and some fine AssPear La Plante provided by the D to the S…and all is right with the world.

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And leave the Dreuche alone. We need a feminine counter to the overwhelming masculine driving force behind this site. Even if that masculine force is lanky, well aged, has pedophilic leaning tendencies, and is about as masculine as the members of One Direction giving each other blow jobs.

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And even if that feminine counter is chubby, undersexed, equally pedophilic in its leanings, and about as feminine as German shot put champion Heidi Krieger.

6:48 am May, 22 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’ll be in my bunk. Son.

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The hotts are encouraged to join me…

10:42 am May, 22 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Portugal Pear for the wiiiinnnn.

4:08 pm May, 22 Ted Brogan said...

Teddy likey

4:29 pm May, 22 Ted Brogan said...

The rest of the pics:

http://erooups.com/2010/05/21/two_drunken_wicked_women_made_a_great_show_in_a_bar_13_pics.html

You’re welcome.

11:38 pm May, 22 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Nice sourcing there, Ted.

4:55 pm May, 24 Capt Canuck said...

I’m not 100% sure, but I think the one in the black bra is Muriel from Argentina. I think I recognize her bewbs. These bar pics are probably from her pre-glamour photo days. Anyway, here’s a good link:

http://www.kindgirls.com/girls/muriel/18

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